The 5 idiots pt. IDK (random shit)

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*Everyone is online*

Sinbad: You wanna know what I hate the most?

Kams: No alcohol?

Jasmine: No girls/sex?

Judar: Me?

Jafar: Working.

Sinbad: ... I- no.

Jafar: damnit, I could've sworn you hated working since I'm here doing all of your work right now.

Sinbad: ... I'll help you in a sec. Anyway, the thing I hate the most is ironically myself.

Jasmine: wow. Was not expecting that.

Kams: me neither.

Sinbad: IKR? So weird. It's because I was supposed to be a girl originally but the author was like, "nah let's make them male."

Jasmine: where did he gather that information?

Jafar: *spits out tea* So you telling me I was originally gonna be the—

*Kams muted Jafar*

Kams: No need to hear about their lives.

Judar: I was curious about Onii-Chan's life with the stupid king

Jasmine: You're still calling him your older brother!?

Judar: We've come to an agreement, isn't that right, Onee-San?

Kams: Mhm!

Jasmine: WHEN THE HELL DID YOU GUYS SUDDENLY BECOME SIBLINGS!?

Sinbad: '-' 

Judar: It was about 3 weeks ago. Surprised you didn't notice.

Kams: oop. I need to unmute Jaffy Taffy.

*Kams unmuted Jafar*

Jafar: I hate... everyone here.

Jasmine: I SERIOUSLY DO NOTHING HERE AND I GET HATED ON

Jafar: Exactly

Jasmine: -_-

Kams: Life ain't fair, Wifey

Jasmine: Don't call me that

Kams: would you rather me call you Jazzy, waifu, beauty, darling, Baby-Chan, honey?

Jasmine: '///'

Sinbad: Yeah, which one do you prefer, Jafar?

Jafar: None.

Judar: I prefer Baby-Chan!

Sinbad: No one asked you

Judar: *cries*

Sinbad: I'll just call Jafar Beauty from now on

Jafar: Don't you fucking dare

*Sinbad changed Jafar's name to beauty*

Beauty: I FUCKING HATE IT HERE

*Kams changed Jasmine's name to Baby-Chan*

Baby-Chan: May I ask... WHY!?

Judar: None for me...?

Beauty: Here...

*Beauty added Hakruyuu to the chat* (probably spelt his name wrong but idc I refuse to check)

Hakruyuu: Wha...?

*Judar changed Hakruyuu's name to Darling*

Darling: WHAT. THE. FUCK.

Beauty: Welcome to hell, we have nachos here

Darling: Who are you?

Kams: Beauty is Jafar, Baby-Chan is Jasmine

Darling: ... Does hell have refunds?

Beauty: Sadly not

Darling: Well fuck...

Baby-Chan: fuck is an understatement

Kams: very.

Baby-Chan: shut up, you started this whole mess

Kams: *sobs*

*Kams is offline*

Baby-Chan: No regrets.

Sinbad: O-O

Beauty: WoW

Baby-Chan: ok maybe I have some regrets. Kams I'm sorry!!!

*Baby-Chan is offline*

Darling: This is a very interesting conversation... may I join this chat?

Beauty: if you pass Kams' test of friendship

Darling: which is?

Sinbad: Tell your biggest secret to the chat. We have an oath to never speak of it, promise.

Judar: I don't remember having to do this

Beauty: You were an exception because we don't wanna hear your secrets

Judar: Ouch. Onii-Chan's a bully...!

Darling: My biggest secret is that I'm apart of a Sinbad fan girls club.

Beauty: 0-0

Sinbad: Now that's something I'd like to hear! A fan club just for me!

Judar: Haki... That's one big secret.

Darling: IK

Beauty: I don't want to question life anymore, goodbye.

*Beauty is offline*

Sinbad: I need to go off and find that fan club

*Sinbad is offline*

Darling: ...

Judar: ...

Judar: Wanna hear my secret?

*Darling is offline*

Judar: Ow.







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