Sinbad: guys... help
Kams: Why?
Sinbad: It's... its...
Atlas: Just tell us
Sinbad: It's Jafar.
Kams: huh?
Sinbad: I um... kinda offered him to drink with me and even though he hates drinking he got drunk and I don't know what to do!!!!!
Atlas: you put this on yourself.
Sinbad: Ik Ik! Just please help me!!!!
Atlas: sigh... fine. Where is he now?
Sinbad: that's what I want you to help me with. Can you please come over to my room and pull him off of me? He kinda fell asleep.
Judar: I say we leave them like that
Kams: I agree
Atlas: For once, I also agree
Hakruyuu: My answer will always stay true to Sinja
Sinbad: Whyyyyyyyyyyyy...
Kams: he shouldn't be that heavy
Sinbad: THATS THE THING— HES WAY TOO LIGHT. I could throw him off of me but that would probably wake him up and I don't want to deal with a drunk Jafar
Kams: how is Jafar drunk, actually?
Sinbad: You just had to ask... didn't you?
Atlas: we're all curious
Sinbad: sigh... He's energetic, like a cat when it gets... what do you guys call it?
Kams: Catnip?
Sinbad: yes, the cat drugs, that's what he's like. He goes around and doesn't really do anything, but he's all happy and giddy. Well, until we try to get him back to the palace. He gets all mopey and moody and eventually runs away. It usually takes us about an hour to find him again, and at that point he just passes out then when he wakes up the next morning he's furious because he can't remember anything.
Atlas: 0-0
Kams: Kinda expected him to be moody.
Hakruyuu: Jafar is just a little kitten
Judar: Onii-Chan sounds so adorable when drunk
Sinbad: Ok, now will someone come help me get him into his bed?
Kams: isn't his bed your bed?
Atlas: They're not married
Kams: technically they are.
Atlas: huh?
Kams: Jafar is the one who takes care of the country while Sin is away, correct?
Hakruyuu: yup, unless Jafar has to come along with Sinbad
Kams: yeah, so that is kinda like the king leaving the queen to the country for a while, dont cha think?
Atlas: I mean, it makes sense but also doesn't. It makes more sense than less sense so... yeah. They're married
Sinbad: I'm married now?
Judar: Yes, to Jafar
Sinbad: Wouldn't be more happy to be married to him.
Kams: you realize that tomorrow he's probably going to read this and come at us, right?
Judar: I'm aware, and I'll just throw him into a wall again
Kams: good idea
Atlas: NO THROWING PEOPLE INTO WALLS—
