Jafar: ;-; I... I don't know what I should do about this. Please explain what's going on
Kams: JASMINE IS HAVING HORNY THOUGHTS ABOUT RIKO AND GOJO (her book Hayloft)
Sinbad: T-T I'll see you all in heaven
Jafar: I wouldn't be surprised. Especially after her book, "blame it on the alcohol"
Kams: SHE'S WRITING IT
Sinbad: 0-0 *starts playing sweet home Alabama for no reason*
Jasmine: YOU'VE WRITTEN STUFF LIKE IT AS WELL
Kams: I DON'T JUST GO ON TIK TOK AND SEE A VID OF THE COMMENTS THAT ARE DIRTY. NOT EVEN HOLY WATER CAN FIX MY EYES
Jasmine: THEN MAYBE YOUR EYES NEED BLEACH
Kams: MAYBE YOU NEED TO PREPARE YOURSELF
Jasmine: OH YEA- wait...
Kams: ....
Jafar: this just got more awkward than it already was
Sinbad: I agree
Kams: *bits lip* be prepared for chapter 2 of Tidal Waves, bitch. Luv you!
*Kams left the chat*
Jasmine: 0///0 W-wha? WASN'T THAT STORY SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT SINJA!?
Jafar: How come I'm always tormented in her books?
Sinbad: I have no clue
Jasmine: that is actually a good question
Judar: aww the lovers quarrel is over... I just got done making my popcorn
Sinbad: shut up
Judar: Hmph. Imma go help Kams write her book if you guys are gonna be pieces of trash
*Judar left the chat*
Jafar: *cough cough* wait... WHAT THE FUCK
Sinbad: What!? What is it!?
Jafar: KAMS JUST FUCKING SENT ME THIS SAYING, "hey look it's Sinja's son!"
Jafar sent a picture:
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Sinbad: WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Jafar: THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M SAYING
Jasmine: *clears throat* *soft voice* Hey sin?
Sinbad: W-what
Jasmine: can I have your sons phone number? Just for research purposes
Jafar: HE'S NOT OUR CHILD
*Kams joined the chat*
Kams: I see you got the message~
Kams: And actually, he pretty much is your kid. He has Jafar's white hair, pale skin, Sinbad's eye color, Jafar's snake like eyes, and best of all, his fathers bad drinking habits haha!
Jafar: . . .
Sinbad: Jafar?
Jafar: Don't talk to me
*Jafar left the chat*
Jasmine: He scurried out
Sinbad: I still can't get over how he looks exactly like us...
Kams: Apparently his personality is also like you guys'. He's stubborn, reckless, seductive, charming, good to get along with, can cook, and apparently had a traumatic childhood
Sinbad: ;-; stop
Kams: no
Sinbad: stop
Kams: no
*Sinbad kicked Kams*
Jasmine: PFFT
Sinbad: I hate her
Jasmine: can I um... get his number tho?
Sinbad: FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME HE'S NOT MY KID
Jasmine: *cries and continues writing her smut*
Shorter than usual, but I actually never intended to write this today but it just came up in conversation— oh fuck I just got a message from Jazz hold up-
*after reading*
... I am one step closer to taking back the ring pops Jazz. I did not want that scene of Gojo groaning as Riko touched him. You horny bastard.
Edit: the so called "Sinja's son" is from the Bl "Blood sacrifice"
