|Third|
Alex quietly listened to his friend, Lafayette's, rant about his boyfriend. He smiled to himself, happy to know that they're doing great together. Lafayette takes a sip of his soda and looks at Alex. "So, what's up with you? Anyone special in your life?"
"Me? Come on Laf, you know I'm all about work. I don't have time for romances."
"Not even quick fucks?"
"Nope. Just work work work work. At least Washington some-what favors me over Jefferson."
"My cousin? Oh bother. You guys are still on about that petty rivalry? High School was ages ago."
"Yeah whatever."
Alex looked at a pretty flower petal on the ground and bent over to pick it up. His phone falls out of his pocket. "Oh let me get that-" Lafayette quickly grabs his phone for him and waits for Alex. Alex stands up straight. "Got distracted for a moment."
"Yeah. Here's your-" He goes to give Alex his phone back when it sudden comes to life. Lafayette looks at the caller ID confused. Incoming call from: 'Papi 🍑🍆💦'
"Laf? My phone?"
"Oh y- yeah um- someone is calling you."
Alex looks at the phone and quickly grabs it. He stares at the ID in pure embarrassment. Laf looks at him for a few moments before speaking up. "You gonna answer it?" Alex quickly shakes his head and lets it go to voicemail. Then they call again. Alex considers throwing his phone in the lake, but then he'd be fined for littering and he'd need a new phone.
"Just answer it, it's fine."
Alex nods and Laf takes a sip of his drink. Alex answers it quickly. "Jefferson- now is not the time, I'm busy," Alex says and hangs up. Lafayette chokes and spits out his drink while laughing. "Shut up-"
"You're fucking- my cousin! Or rather, he's fucking yOu- PFFT-"
"I hate you."
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I dunno I just thought it was funny- :)
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