Libra- Today is a day of mystery and intent. Watch out for looming danger. Avoid looking behind you always look forward.
Drivel. Mindless fucking drivel.
Yesterday’s forecast said something about watching what I eat. I did; I watched my food go from the plate to my fork, to my mouth.
Sigh.. My girlfriend and her astrology. She is gorgeous and has a body that seriously won’t quit but damn she can be an airhead. She believes in psychics, mystics, and all that shit. I put up with it because, well she is gorgeous and has blah blah blah, you know the deal. Every day she emails me these horoscopes. Even though she is on her way to a yoga retreat on the top of some mountain, she still found time to forward this to me before heading out.
Walking towards my car in the underground parking lot, I reminisce about how in the beginning it was so cute. But, I guess that’s with every new relationship. What you find cute and endearing at first, starts irritating you somewhere down the line.
Hmmm, I wonder if her horoscope told her to check the brake line in her car?
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