Little white lies

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I... haven't been completely honest with you tonight. You know how first dates are, especially with online dating. But I really feel a connection tonight, and I think we have something special. As such, we need to start this relationship off right, and I'm going to reveal every lie I've told you:

Lie #1: I'm 6 foot even.

I'm actually only 5'11". I round up to make myself feel better.

Lie #2: I live in a penthouse.

I live in a studio apartment downtown. Again, I thought it just sounded more impressive, but I doubt anyone as sweet as you really cares, right?

Lie #3: I think I've seen you before.

Oh, I know I've seen you before. At the laundromat, the grocery store, that one time in the park. And now we're up-close and personal.

Lie #4: There's nothing in your drink.

Say, you're looking kind of groggy. What's say I take you back to my place?

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