Hate sinks!

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Dear Sir or Madam,

If you are reading this note, it is with tremendous regret that we must inform you of your imminent and noble sacrifice in the pursuit of human harmony. Over many decades of careful research, we have determined that the number of people on Earth coupled with the harsh, stressful, or unfulfilling states of their daily lives has produced a situation in which the aggregate negative emotions and psychological conditions are impacting the material world. The immediate effect has been an increase in violence, tension, and overall dissatisfaction with life, none of which are conducive to the advancement of the human race. The long term effects are unknown but grim.

Although we understand the mechanisms behind this, the solution was unknown until recent breakthroughs, all of which are trade secrets. Using our patented methods we have managed to distill and filter these negative traits through a relatively few number of people. A few dozen thousand or so of you "hatesinks" now exist. The results were random, but unfortunately we must inform you that you were one of the unlucky heroes.

Candor is always best. You are going to reach a state of mind and behavior indistinguishable from violent insanity. We can assure you that we will arrange that you be restrained before you harm yourself or anybody else, that you are properly cared for, AND we will also compensate your family through anonymous donations to GoFundMe and Kickstarter campaigns. The compensation will be substantial.

Your care will be the finest available, but you will never be happy or sane again. For this, you have our deepest apologies. The alternative was neither pretty, nor something the people who have backed our project would allow to happen. We wish to reinforce that what you will experience will most likely save the human race and the planet. Everyone here at the Company salutes you and cherishes your memory.

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