[ sexy bandit for president (4) ]
[ main visual ] added [ jung sewoon ] to the chat
[ jung sewoon ] changed [ main visual ]'s nickname to [ it's a me, mario ]
it's a me, mario: >:O
it's a me, mario: how dare you expose me like this
jung sewoon: ;-)
[ it's a me, mario ] changed [ jung sewoon ]'s nickname to [ it's a me, luigi ]
it's a me, mario: payback
it's a me, luigi: you ass
[ it's a me, luigi ] changed their nickname to [ ponyo ]
hwang emperor: Why are you two awake it isn't even noon yet
it's a me, mario: i could ask u the same thing hyung
hwang emperor: I wake up at normal hours, like a normal person
hwang emperor: But my roommate woke me up because he was softly yelling into his pillow
hwang emperor: He said he was yelling because he remembered he did something embarrassing yesterday
it's a me, mario: mood
ponyo: hold up
ponyo: why is this group chat called sexy bandit for president
it's a me, mario: it's all dongho's fault
ponyo: ???
ponyo: care to elaborate??
it's a me, mario: kang dongho, also known as baekho, born 21 july 1995 in jeju, south korea
ponyo: that's not what i meant
ponyo: why are you like this
it's a me, mario: you know you love it ;-)
ponyo: new phone who dis
it's a me, mario: :-(
hwang emperor: Dongho is a part of the campus's dance cover group.
hwang emperor: And of course they danced to BTS, because what is a dance cover group without dancing to Bangtan?
it's a me, mario: dancing to exo
ponyo: well you're not wrong
hwang emperor: But they did an evolution of Bangtan
hwang emperor: [evolutionofbts.mp4]
hwang emperor: And they did Boy In Luv, which produced this
hwang emperor: [sexybandit.gif]
hwang emperor: [ytcomments1.png]
hwang emperor: [ytcomments2.png]
hwang emperor: So people started calling him Sexy Bandit
mother: oh god why didnt i mute the chat last night
mother: i was just rudely awakened and it's all the sexy bandit's fault
mother: that handsome bastard
hwang emperor: Sorry Hyung, Sewoon asked
hwang emperor: But we started calling him Sexy Bandit too after that
it's a me, mario: hence, sexy bandit for president
mother: because
mother:
┏┓
┃┃╱╲ in this
┃╱╱╲╲ house
╱╱╭╮╲╲ we love
▔▏┗┛▕▔ & appreciate
╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲
kang dongho
╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲
▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔
hwang emperor: But also because he's in the running for becoming captain of the dance team this year
mother: okay unrelated but:
mother: where is sungwoon
mother: i havent seen him in the chat for like the past three days
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call me (baby) • ongniel
FanfictionSeongwoo and Daniel become intrinsically tangled through a handful of chance coincidences, and somehow find themselves falling for each other, as told through text messages. **usernames in each chat will be at the end of the chapter!
