[ kim jongin & peter parker (2) ]
kim jongin: duck uou yoojings
kim jongin: i n ow u said uo couldnt fo to the partu becausw you haven pracntice in theam
kim jongin: [voicemessage.mp3]
kim jongin: whopos
kim jongin: i dodnt mean ot send atha
kim jongin: jinjin andnmj hyung ditcjed me to go makeour and now im all alopnr
kim jongin: who an i supposdd to complaine to abot my chrusb noow,,,,
kim jongin: hes here andb wearinb the mochaelangelo marbel asd patns
kim jongin: in cryinf he lookd sobgoodd
kim jongin: like i liertally crued in th e bathrooomm becayse of hdi asd
kim jongin: his thivghs tooooo
kim jongin: uuuggfhhjhggffghf
kim jongin: i wabt him ot vrush ny head wuth his thightsss
kim jongin: that's gow i wannva go
kim jongin: thr ideal wau to go tbh
kim jongin: in rhe seeet embarace if those hige thighs
peter parker: i would like to say that i understood everything you wrote but that would make me a liar
peter parker: but are you okay? I'm going to go ahead and assume you've been drinking and are pretty drunk right now because i don't think anyone could make that many typos without being under the influence of something. correct me if i'm wrong?
kim jongin: mi maybe a litle drink
kim jongin: but >m peachy
kim jongin: oh myd og i judt tmembered thay lay wtote a song cslled peach abojt the bootu
kim jongin: my swett china pronce,, wtote a song abt gettin gthe booty
kim jongin: in enflush too like i hadf to loik up thelhrics like msn
kim jongin: lime i could see sehon writin ga somg about ass but no t yixing ny man, hes doo sweet
peter parker: i thought you liked jongin, though?
kim jongin: yicing is my swett baby
kim jongin: kais mydaddy
kim jongin: donr kinksmahe me
kim jongin: i donf actuaklu have adaddy konk
kim jongin: but if he askedd mmmm u betcha
peter parker: i feel like i didnt need to be privy to that information
peter parker: also i dont know if this is overstepping my bounds bc we established this friendship in like, being anonymous, and even though we've only talked like twice i am concerned for your wellbeing. and since we go to the same school and i know minki-hyung is the only person (that i know of) throwing a party tonight, i'm assuming you're at this party too and are somewhere in this house, shitfaced, texting me
peter parker: i mean, unless you're at home getting shitfaced, or at a different party, which is like totally fine and i shouldnt assume things, i just want to make sure you're safe and havent been like roofied or something
kim jongin: thats nsod many worjds
kim jongin: giveme a nmoment
kim jongin: okay im ba ck
kim jongin: 1. yes
kim jongin: 2. bathron
kim jongin: 4. no
kim jongin: oh muydof two peoplejsit cameninto the batjroom eatomg eavj othersf aces whyyyyyyyyyyy
kim jongin: iT WAS MYUNGJIN EHY
kim jongin: WHY
kim jongin: MU EYEYS
kim jongin: I JUSY WNAT TO ENJOY MY BAGROOM SOKUTUDE IN PEACE
kim jongin: CAN A MAM NOT ENJOU HOMSELF DRINK I B A. BATHRIB
peter parker: how many ways can one misspell bathroom
peter parker: also you could lock the door? i mean it's a bathroom and it shouldn't be locked because someone might need to use it but i know minki-hyung has two other bathrooms
kim jongin: snart
peter parker: i'm going to assume you meant to say smart
kim jongin: yeha
peter parker: also bathrib? Is that supposed to be bathroom or bathtub?
kim jongin: bahtirb
kim jongin: bathrob
kim jongin: bathrub
kim jongin: bahtrub
kim jongin: b a t h u b
peter parker: yeah i got that after the first two
peter parker: well now i that i know that you're in one of three bathrooms i feel like i'm obligated to come and find you and make you drink at least two glasses of water so you wont have a terrible hangover tomorrow. like it's the least i could do as a decent human being
kim jongin: hats,,,really noise
peter parker: on my way now with two water bottles
peter parker: you really did lock the door
peter parker: please let me in
kim jongin: how do9 know itsrelly u
peter parker: i'll knock three times and say "peter parker"
peter parker: doing it now
kim jongin: oHDgemy youjunf pls helo
kim jongin: SOS im.in dist ur ess
peter parker: you...know you're still in the same chat right?
kim jongin: oh ufck
kim jongin: fuciks
kim jongin: exucseme 1 min pls
peter parker: um, okay. I'll just, you know, wait on the other side of the door until you get back to me since, you know, its locked and all
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[ eunwoo just Did That™ (6) ]
[ ong no u didnt ] changed the chat name to [ pls dhelp ong seuongwooo ]
ong no u didnt: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ong no u didnt: FICK FUCKKS SUCKDN
ong no u didnt: ONE 9F YOUWHAS TONEBW AWAKE JIEKP ME
ong no u didnt: I ACIIIDENTLLAU MAKDE FRIENDS NWOTHN KANG NDNAIEL ANDNNWNOW HESS TRYIJH TO BE MIVE TOME JELP O DLK WHAT TO DO
ong no u didnt: IM ABLITRWDY 2 JUMP EOUT THIS BATHROOKM WIRNDOWO SMOEONE COME SBAVE MEN
ong no u didnt: PELALE
ong no u didnt: NOB UNONWKO WHAT?
ong no u didnt: IM GNAN FACE THIADMAN CRUSH OKAY
ong no u didnt: WISH MELIKCK WHAT CAN FO WRONFM
ong no u didnt: fuxk hamy yand a are shkinh rally bd
ong no u didnt: odont knwo if i can do dthis
ong no u didnt: nO I GOTRA I CAM DO IT U CAN DO IT ING
cha cha slide: I believe in you, Hyung. You can do it!
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call me (baby) • ongniel
FanfictionSeongwoo and Daniel become intrinsically tangled through a handful of chance coincidences, and somehow find themselves falling for each other, as told through text messages. **usernames in each chat will be at the end of the chapter!
