[ eunwoo just Did That™ (7) ]
ong no u didnt: i made accidental eye contact with he who shall not be named today
ong no u didnt: and he smiled at me
ong no u didnt: time 2 fake my own death
ong no u didnt: and flee the country
an actual literal baby: I didn't know you had classes with Voldemort, Hyung
ong no u didnt: sanha,,,
ong no u didnt: what are u doing here
ong no u didnt: i thought someone kicked u out already
ong no u didnt: also that joke is so bad
ong no u didnt: but i cant stop thinking about daniel without a nose now tho
ong no u didnt: oh god what have u done
an actual literal baby: Nope, I am still here
an actual literal baby: Just lurking...
an actual literal baby: Getting all the hot gossip
dontyeon: what hot gossip ?
beanie baby: where is the hot gossip u speak of
beanie baby: the only hot gossip we've had in weeks is the dick debacle and that's getting kinda old now
an actual literal baby: Well I learned that Bin and Eunwoo hyungs were dating
an actual literal baby: Minhyuk-hyung you owe me $50
dwayne johnson: damn i thought u forgot about the bet
dwayne johnson: it's been like four years how do u still remember it
beanie baby: you?? bet on me and eunwoo???
an actual literal baby: Yes I did and I'm $50 richer now, so thanks
an actual literal baby: Also that this group chat is a cesspool filled with repressed feelings and emotions, you all need to work on that (especially you, Seongwoo-hyung)
ong no u didnt: i didnt come here to be attacked by an infant
an actual literal baby: And that Minhyuk-hyung has beef with Jihoon-hyung from like high school or something, I'm not sure why or how it started but it exists
dwayne johnson: wait how do you know abt my jihoon beef i didnt tell anyone about that except bin
#1 army: u have beef w/ someone,,, why didnt u tell me,,
#1 army: wait is jihoon the kid u always look like u wanna murder at practice all the time
dontyeon: jihoon, who is also your roommate, jihoon?
dwayne johnson: yes and yes
#1 army: how have you not killed him yet
dwayne johnson: woojin would kill me if i killed jihoon
dwayne johnson: and i dont wanna die
dwayne johnson: also i dont want to go to jail
ong no u didnt: fair enough
dontyeon: explain the beef i wanna know now
dwayne johnson: not to disappoint but i honestly dont remember what the beef was about except that it started in year one,, so like four years ago
dwayne johnson: but his visage just fills me with pure rage
dwayne johnson: idk why
dwayne johnson: i feel like the beef had something to do with dancing but i dont know
#1 army: i'm disappointed
dwayne johnson: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
ong no u didnt: oh i just remembered there's a party tomorrow night at minki's
ong no u didnt: is anyone down for it?
#1 army: i would but i dont want to die at practice tomorrow because knowing you ur gonna wanna play drinking games or smth and im gonna get roped in
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call me (baby) • ongniel
FanfictionSeongwoo and Daniel become intrinsically tangled through a handful of chance coincidences, and somehow find themselves falling for each other, as told through text messages. **usernames in each chat will be at the end of the chapter!
