3. saturday

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[ it's not gay if u say no homo (2) ]

170720 mcd (kai focus): u know what daniel looks like right

Her (my gf) stan: would i have offered if i didnt know what he looks like

170720 mcd (kai focus): tru
170720 mcd (kai focus): u a bro like that
170720 mcd (kai focus): okay but how do u know where to find him

Her (my gf) stan: he goes to the same studio on campus like every saturday around 2:30pm

170720 mcd (kai focus): that's really specific
170720 mcd (kai focus): how do u know this
170720 mcd (kai focus): how did u become privy to this information
170720 mcd (kai focus): u havent been stalking him have u

Her (my gf) stan: remember last semester when i fell asleep in the practice room when we were preparing for that flashmob over break and everybody piled their sweatshirts on top of me while i was asleep?

170720 mcd (kai focus): yes minhyuk and bin both sent me pictures
170720 mcd (kai focus): u looked so small buried under there,,
170720 mcd (kai focus): like a hamster or smth
170720 mcd (kai focus): but that's beside the point what abt that

Her (my gf) stan: after dongho-sunbae woke me up and told me to go home daniel came in asking about open hours for the studio for next semester
Her (my gf) stan: he's been stopping in after we wrap up practice for like the past month
Her (my gf) stan: so since practice just finished im gonna wait in the practice room until he arrives and then ask about your textbook

170720 mcd (kai focus): okay
170720 mcd (kai focus): that sounds like a solid plan
170720 mcd (kai focus): i mean what could possibly go wrong

170720 mcd (kai focus): oH G Od
170720 mcd (kai focus): why did i say that
170720 mcd (kai focus): i probably just jinxed the whole thing
170720 mcd (kai focus): yoojung
170720 mcd (kai focus): yoojung-ah
170720 mcd (kai focus): where did you go
170720 mcd (kai focus): dont tell me he's already there it's only 2:23

Her (my gf) stan: sorry i was just blessed by the presence of the one and only kim chungha
Her (my gf) stan: first off, she came in and smiled (??) at me (??????)
Her (my gf) stan: and then she asks if she can play music over the speakers and i tell her to go for it
Her (my gf) stan: and of course she just has to play fucking GASHINA BY SUNMI
Her (my gf) stan: i, as a gay, was not ready for her to start dancing to it
Her (my gf) stan: but then she asks me (????) if i can help for a little bit (???????????) and she has me do the male dancer part
Her (my gf) stan: and just let me say:
Her (my gf) stan: thank god it was just gashina and not smth like bbhmm or else i would have died on the spot

170720 mcd (kai focus): rip
170720 mcd (kai focus): is doyeon still trying to set u up with her

Her (my gf) stan: yes
Her (my gf) stan: if you tell her this happened i will murder you in ur sleep
Her (my gf) stan: i may be hopelessly in love with my best friend but i am a weak woman when it comes to girls dancing to sunmi (also hyuna,, but that's another story)
Her (my gf) stan: do not give her more incentive to try and force me on a date with chungha-sunbae
Her (my gf) stan: you cant blame me for admiring the real life art that is kim chungha dancing to sunmi, if you saw daniel dancing to blackout by vixx you would have a heart attack or something

170720 mcd (kai focus): yea ur probably right
170720 mcd (kai focus): that leg move they do?? his thighs would look so good. also crotch grabbing is literally part of the choreo,, i would not survive
170720 mcd (kai focus): but i pinkie promise i will not tell doyeon

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