call me (baby) • ongniel

17. wednesday

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wlw: hey oppa
wlw: are you okay?
wlw: you haven't said anything in the chat for a while but you're reading everything
wlw: i just wanna make sure you're alright dude

mlm: yeah im fine
mlm: ive just been busy, you know
mlm: assignments and stuff
mlm: and i think im coming down with something
mlm: ive been sleeping a lot

wlw: are you sure it's just that?

mlm: yea what else would it be haha

wlw: idk im just concerned for u okay
wlw: i talk shit and rip on you a lot but i do care

mlm: thanks yoojung

wlw: no prob

wlw: hey did you ever talk to daniel?
wlw: i know you said u had to work up the courage and i think three days would probably be enough to?

mlm: i did
mlm: on monday

wlw: oh wow that was quick
wlw: so how did it go?

mlm: um
mlm: well

wlw: is that supposed to be a good um well or a bad um well

mlm: bad

wlw: how bad is bad?
wlw: what happened
wlw: do i have to go and kick kang daniel's ass

mlm: yoojung he'd crush you

wlw: uh im not dumb enough to go alone
wlw: now tell me what he did so i can kick his ass

mlm: you dont need to
mlm: he did do anything
mlm: it was me

wlw: well uh he sure as hell did something or else u wouldn't be depressed like this

mlm: depressed? i'm not depressed

wlw: you havent been in the gc
wlw: you didnt pick up eunwoo's calls
wlw: i had to ask dongho sunbae to ask minhyun if you were still alive bc i hadnt heard from you
wlw: according to him ur "a sad man in blanket burrito who only leaves the dorm to go to class or get takeout"

mlm: okay...maybe.....i am a little bit depressed

wlw: admitting it is the first step
wlw: now tell me what daniel did to make you depressed
wlw: also what do kind of takeout do u want imma hit up some place after my last class and bring it over so we can have a Bonding™ moment

mlm: chicken
mlm: and i'll only tell you if you promise not to beat up kang daniel

wlw: chimek it is
wlw: also i promise

mlm: uh imma need more than that

wlw: [ipromise.mp3]

mlm: okay promise accepted
mlm: if u break the promise i'll expose ur crush on doyeon

wlw: if i knew that could be used as blackmail material i wouldve never told you that
wlw: but fine i will stand by my promise instead of kicking his ass anyway like i was going to do
wlw: now tell me what happened

mlm: [screenshot_4102.jpg]

wlw: I Am Barely Containing My Rage
wlw: that's the worst way to reject someone
wlw: why didn't he just say he didn't like you like that
wlw: before the kiss almost happened
wlw: drunk you is really bad at understanding social perception

mlm: it's okay he's kinda dense he probably didnt get what i meant
mlm: and i probably felt the need to express my feelings physically just in case he didnt get it
mlm: but it didnt go as planned

wlw: ok but why did he sleep on the futon with you after?
wlw: wasnt doing what he did enough

mlm: he probably wanted to make sure i didnt choke on my own vomit and die or something

wlw: wow i really want to kick his ass
wlw: god if it wasn't for your horrible blackmail i'd be on my way to his place of residence as we speak to give him a piece of my mind
wlw: at least let me type out a strongly worded text message that you could forward to him

mlm: yoojung it's okay i'm fine
mlm: he probably doesn't like boys anyway
mlm: and i've wasted my 3 years of my life on this crush all for naught
mlm: crushing on the straights is a Curse™ that the gays will never be free of

wlw: u right
wlw: im still gonna get to the bottom of this tho u aint gonna be able to stop me i need 2 know his reasoning

mlm: y o o j u n g

wlw: i'm not going to Threaten him
wlw: i wont even talk to him
wlw: i'm just going to investigate ok

mlm: okay fine i didnt make u promise anything abt that so i guess i have to let u

wlw: damn right
wlw: okay time to put on my Sleuth Hat and get down to business
wlw: like sherlock holmes

mlm: this feels more like blues clues than sherlock holmes