[ sexy bandit for president (6) ]
main visual: mom sewoon is harassing me
ponyo: no i'm not
main visual: yes he is fdont listenst tohim
main visual: forst he took my clotthes
ponyo: i was doing laundry
main visual: adb now he;s sittin gon me hepL
ponyo: stop being so dramatic
ponyo: but i admit i am sitting on him
ponyo: but that's only because he wouldn't move so i could sit on the couch too
main visual: excusie
main visual: dramatic is my middle name
ponyo: "kim dramatic jaehwan" ?
I HATE YOU ALL: no it's Jaehwan Mario Dramatiqué Kim
main visual: this is bullying
main visual: im going to call the police
I HATE YOU ALL: have fun
I HATE YOU ALL: you'll be the one they arrest
main visual: hello 112? yes i am being threatened by ha sungwoon. describe him? he's short and can't sing
I HATE YOU ALL: i am going to drive all the way over there
I HATE YOU ALL: just to punch you in the throat
main visual: if you can even reach
[ I HATE YOU ALL ] kicked [ main visual ] out of the chat
[ mother ] added [ kim jaehwan ] to the chat
mother: c h i l d r e n
[ kim jaehwan ] changed their nickname to [ main visual ]
main visual: in my defense sungwoon hyung started it
I HATE YOU ALL: you set yourself up for it tho
I HATE YOU ALL: and then you took it too far
mother: jaehwan, apologize to sungwoon
mother: or i will have minhyun assemble the dad squad to guilt you into apologizing
ponyo: do it, jisung-hyung
main visual: i didnt know u were a sadist, sewoon
ponyo: there's lots of things you dont know about me, jaehwan
main visual: why does that sound vaguely threatening
main visual: oh god im roommates with a murderer arent i
ponyo: if you keep acting like this, you might be
ponyo: but then i wont have a roommate
main visual: i was just threatened in broad daylight hyung are you seeing this
mother: tbh i dont expect any less
mother: any lesser man would have requested a roommate change by now
main visual: >:O
mother: call me if you need to hide a body sewoon
main visual: >:OOO
[ hwang genius ] added [ kim jonghyun ] to the chat
[ hwang genius ] changed [ kim jonghyun ]'s nickname to [ nation's dad ]
hwang genius: Jonghyun, can you add Seungcheol? He still hasn't given me his new number
[ nation's dad ] added [ choi seungcheol ] to the chat
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call me (baby) • ongniel
FanfictionSeongwoo and Daniel become intrinsically tangled through a handful of chance coincidences, and somehow find themselves falling for each other, as told through text messages. **usernames in each chat will be at the end of the chapter!
