[ yoon jisung ] created a chat with [ park woojin, park jihoon, lee daehwi, bae jinyoung, and lai guanlin ]
[ yoon jisung ] changed the chat name to [ Baby Squad™ ]
[ yoon jisung ] changed their nickname to [ mother ]
mother: change your names before i start
[ park woojin ] changed [ park jihoon ]'s nickname to [ jeojang ]
[ jeojang ] changed [ park woojin ]'s nickname to [ nation's dark past ]
[ bae jinyoung ] changed [ lee daehwi ]'s nickname to [ david ]
[ david ] changed [ bae jinyoung ]'s nickname to [ what that mouth do ]
lai guanlin: how do i set my nickname..?
[ mother ] changed [ lai guanlin ]'s nickname to [ sweetest baby ]
mother: everyone good?
nation's dark past: ye
david: yeah
jeojang: yep
what that mouth do: yeah
sweetest baby: yes
mother: all right now listen up children
mother: daniel is a having a situation
mother: im not gonna give all the details bc some of y'all are actual literal babies and i cant just go around corrupting your innocence like that
nation's dark past: is it a sex thing
nation's dark past: bc hyung you know we have sex ed in high school right
mother: Park Woojin.
nation's dark past: sorry hyung
sweetest baby: it's okay Hyung, Jihoon-hyung and Daehwi-hyung explain stuff when I ask about words I don't know
jeojang: dont expose us like this
jeojang: also can you blame me hyung,, how can u deny that face anything
mother: true,, he is truly a pure, sweet baby
sweetest baby: thank you Hyung!
what that mouth do: a cinnamon roll,, too pure for this world
david: says a cinnamon roll
jeojang: stop flirting im gonna barf
david: ur just jealous
jeojang: [maybeso.gif]
mother: okay break it up you two
mother: also back to why i created the chat: dan's situation
mother: basically he's trying to find out the name of a dude who complimented him but missed 3 out of 3 chances to do so, so we've resorted to drastic measures
mother: does anyone know a girl named choi yoojung that (presumably) attends our college?
jeojang: why did u add daehwi and guanlin hyung
jeojang: they arent even in college
mother: she looks like this:
mother: [yoojungfromevolutionofbts.png]
mother: also jihoon u never know how somebody might know somebody, like did i think i was gonna be friends with a bunch of children at my age?? no
mother: but here i am
david: hang on i might know a guy who knows a guy
mother: see
david: should i forward the situation if my guy does know a guy
mother: yes please
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[ trilingual dog lovers anonymous (3) ]
hasselhoff: hey somi
somi the money: yes david my boy
hasselhoff: one, pls never say that again
hasselhoff: two, do you know a girl named choi yoojung?
green eggs and ham: GUYS I JUST SAW A DOG ON MY WAY HOME
green eggs and ham: [cutetinydog.png]
hasselhoff: CUTE !!!
somi the money: A HANDSOME LITTLE MAN
somi the money: but yes i do
hasselhoff: does she go to college ur planning on going to?
somi the money: yeah, she's a freshman
somi the money: why?
hasselhoff: okay bc my friend's friend is having a situation and he needs to know one of her friend's names
hasselhoff: for romantic purposes i think
hasselhoff: but her friend is a dude
hasselhoff: "he's trying to find out the name of a dude who complimented him but missed 3 out of 3 chances to do", as my friend put it
hasselhoff: but can u pass along the message for me?
green eggs and ham: why does this feel like the plot to a drama i have never watched
somi the money: bc it is
somi the money: and yeah i gotchu
somi the money: i will get back to you in 1-3 business days with a name
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[ Baby Squad™ (6) ]
david: so my guy knows a guy
david: according to my guy, she does indeed attend the same college as you and is a freshman
david: my guy is gonna get his name and get back to me
mother: thank jesus
what that mouth do: jesus had nothing to do with it
what that mouth do: it was all daehwi
jeojang: that was a horrible joke and i hate you for it
david: ur just being salty
david: stop hating on our love
sweetest baby: yeah Hyung
jeojang: i'll stop when i'm dead
david: i can arrange that
david: i know a guy
mother: pls no hiring hitmen until you've graduated high school, okay?
david: but if i do it now i'll be tried as a minor
nation's dark past: how much have you thought about hiring a hitman to realize that
david: too much
david: i keep looking at wikipedia articles for school but end up spiraling into its clutches and clicking too many links
david: one time i started at butterfly migration but ended at biological warfare
david: did u know during world war 2 japan was going to launch a plague on san diego but it never ended up happening because japan surrendered seven days before they were supposed to execute it
jeojang: why are you like this
YOU ARE READING
call me (baby) • ongniel
FanfictionSeongwoo and Daniel become intrinsically tangled through a handful of chance coincidences, and somehow find themselves falling for each other, as told through text messages. **usernames in each chat will be at the end of the chapter!
