[ pls dhelp ong seuongwooo (6) ]
beanie baby: ashdkjhsf you guys will not believe what just happened
beanie baby: okay so me and eunwoo were walking back to campus from our lunch date
beanie baby: and this guy just walks up to us and hands eunwoo a business card
beanie baby: and eunwoo just says "no" and hands him back the card and the guy looks like he's just wants to fucking die and hands him the card more forcefully before he says "just consider it, please" and walks off and eunwoo just fucking crumples the card and throws it in the nearest trashcan#1 army: savage
ROCK: tag urself im the guy wanting to fucking die
dontyeon: i am,,, confused,,,,,
ong yes u did: eunwoo my man,,
ong yes u did: i am also confusedcha cha slide: That "guy" was a talent scout from an entertainment company and he's been trying to recruit me for the past six months.
cha cha slide: Also I have the information memorized, I don't know why they keep trying to give me business cards.ong yes u did: oh wow
#1 army: what company?
ROCK: fantagio
cha cha slide: Fantagio
beanie baby: fantagio
dontyeon: they probs want u to model for them or smth bc ur so handsome
dontyeon: you'd land so many jobs
dontyeon: just imagine having a cardboard cut of yourself outside of innisfree, advertising a cushion or smth#1 army: tbh if his cardboard cutout told me to buy a cushion i probably would
dontyeon: me too
beanie baby: if u get a cardboard cutout can u hook me up with one too
cha cha slide: Why would you want a cardboard cutout of me?
cha cha slide: And they want me to groom me to be an actor, but I've told them that I want to finish the majority of my secondary education before I sign any contract with them.beanie baby: just because......
beanie baby: i'd have to have someone keep me company while my boyfriend is off being beautiful and famous,,,,, being the lead actor in dramas n shit, advertising skincare outside of large chain companies#1 army: that's not creepy at all
beanie baby: just u wait yoojung
beanie baby: one day in the future ur gonna have a marginally beautiful and famous gf too and ur gonna want a cardboard cutout of her and once you get that cutout im gonna come into ur home and steal it#1 army: that's even more creepy
#1 army: i'd charge you with breaking and entering i dont care if we're friends
#1 army: what would you even do with a cardboard cutout of my future girlfriend
#1 army: also who says i wont be the marginally beautiful and famous gf in this nonexistent relationship
#1 army: and my gf will have a cardboard cutout of me?dontyeon: she's got a point
beanie baby: speaking of nonexistent relationships: seongwoo hyung
beanie baby: what happened yesterday after you stopped texting us
beanie baby: which choose your own adventure path did u pickong yes u did: i dont know,, suddenly i cant read
#1 army: that means he dipped
#1 army: minhyuk why did you give him the option to runong yes u did: why must you betray me like this yoojung
#1 army: it's for your own good
dontyeon: have either of you talked since then?
ong yes u did: ...
ong yes u did: ......nocha cha slide: You should talk to him, Hyung.
ong yes u did: i know
ong yes u did: i'll do it eventually
ong yes u did: i just gotta work up the courage u know
ong yes u did: psych myself up for the inevitable rejection#1 army: i doubt that will happen but ok
ong yes u did: if ur expectations are rock bottom u wont be disappointed when something bad happens
dontyeon: nothing bad is gonna happen
dontyeon: trust me
dontyeon: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ong yes u did: that face makes me not want to trust you
ROCK: hi everyone
ROCK: i was just fucking nerfed by park fucking jihooncha cha slide: Nerfed?
ROCK: nerfed (verb) - the act of being shot with a nerf gun
ROCK: get with the times grandpabeanie baby: hey dont insult my elderly boyfriend
cha cha slide: Bin, I'm only a year older than you.
ROCK: im gonna fucking strangle him
beanie baby: what did eunwoo ever do to you
ROCK: not hyung
ROCK: park jihooncha cha slide: There will be no strangling, please and thank you.
#1 army: why do you need 2 strangle him
ROCK: bc i just opened the door to his room to let him know that woojin and i were gonna order takeout and he looks like he's sleeping but he just fucking pulls a nerf gun out from under his pillow and shoots me without even looking and says "get out" like what the fuck you fucking asshole
ROCK: like was he gonna do it anyway if it had been woojin??? probably not
ROCK: im being Targeted
ROCK: this is probably payback for me kicking his ass
ROCK: also where the fuck did he even get a nerf gun??????dontyeon: the black market
#1 army: the college underground
#1 army: or a trash room
#1 army: we do go to an arts schoolbeanie baby: the only solution is to get your own nerf gun and nerf gun him back when he's least expecting it
beanie baby: like while he's in the showerong yes u did: locate his bullet stash and steal them all
#1 army: or:
#1 army: get one of those sniper guns and camp out on top of a building and wait for him to walk by and just fucking snipe him and leave him wondering where the fuck it came from and who did itbeanie baby: that's evil
beanie baby: do itROCK: im nerf gun shopping as we speak
dontyeon: godspeed
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call me (baby) • ongniel
FanfictionSeongwoo and Daniel become intrinsically tangled through a handful of chance coincidences, and somehow find themselves falling for each other, as told through text messages. **usernames in each chat will be at the end of the chapter!