call me (baby) • ongniel

19. friday

[ Baby Squad™ (6) ]

[ nation's dark past ] kicked [ mother ] out of the chat

nation's dark past: time to remodel this bitch

[ nation's dark past ] changed the chat name to [ im tired of all you fricks ]

[ nation's dark past ] added [ lee euiwoong, ahn hyungseob, park minhyuk, and yoo seonho ] to the chat

park minhyuk: why am i here

jeojang: why is he here

[ yoo seonho ] changed their nickname to [ chick 1 ]

[ chick 1 ] changed [ sweetest baby ]'s nickname to [ chick 2 ]

nation's dark past: for reasons that dont concern you park jihoon
nation's dark past: dont you dare kick him out
nation's dark past: i know where you sleep

jeojang: woojin i know where you sleep

park minhyuk: and i know where both of you sleep

david: is this some strange love triangle/polyamory situation we were previously unaware of

jeojang: ew no

park minhyuk: gross no

nation's dark past: no
nation's dark past: this has to deal with the Situation for which this chat was originally created:
nation's dark past: Daniel Hyung's Situation
nation's dark past: which is still a situation bc he's dumb af lbr here

what that mouth do: then why did you add euiwoong, hyungseob, minhyuk, and seonho?
what that mouth do: i thought this was just a baby squad problem, as delegated by jisung-hyung

nation's dark past: well u see
nation's dark past: it's not
nation's dark past: i have been in contact with the other side

park minhyuk: oh was that what you talked to yoojung abt yesterday?

nation's dark past: yeah and now i have gained some insight

david: okay that still doesn't explain why you added people to the chat

nation's dark past: well u see i added people bc i didnt want to have 2 deal with minhyuk and jihoon trying to fucking murder each bc we need minhyuk here to help with the Situation
nation's dark past: they're less likely to try and murder each other in front of other people
nation's dark past: i tried to create a roommate gc at the beginning of the semester but that lasted all of 5 minutes
nation's dark past: also as soon as this situation gets Resolved im going to kick minhyuk out and this will be our Squad™ gc u feel

park minhyuk: wow im feeling the love

jeojang: there was never any love in the first place

chick 2: savage

chick 1: daniel hyung is having quite the problem if i do say so myself huh
chick 1: a pre-dick-ament, if you will

park minhyuk: weren't you just added to the chat
park minhyuk: how do you even know about that

chick 1: i have Connections

park minhyuk: what are you like in the mafia or something

chick 1: maybe (*'・ｖ・)

david: that's not concerning at all

jeojang: okay can you get to the point woojin

nation's dark past: oh yeah
nation's dark past: i only needed minhyuk's help really lmao
nation's dark past: but y'all can help too if u really want to
nation's dark past: idk what you could do tho

jeojang: you know there's a private chat feature right

nation's dark past: yes i know

park minhyuk: what do you need my help with

nation's dark past: well u see yoojung came up with a plan to set daniel and seongwoo hyungs up
nation's dark past: bc apparently they've been pining over each other for a couple years or some shit?? Idk
nation's dark past: but ur job is to make sure seongwoo hyung comes to dance practice on saturday
nation's dark past: and we have to make sure he stays there and stays after long enough for daniel to get to the studio so we can lock them in

park minhyuk: why are we locking them in them in the practice room

nation's dark past: so they can talk shit out why else
nation's dark past: there is a one-sided misunderstanding that needs to be cleared up
nation's dark past: yoojung said it was "so daniel can explain his dumb ass without seongwoo trying to run away"

david: this is some drama level shit

chick 1: well it works so well in the dramas shouldnt it work in real life

jeojang: uh no?
jeojang: when has anything you've seen in dramas ever actually worked in real life

what that mouth do: why are you such a pessimist hyung

nation's dark past: oh wait jihoon i need your help too

jeojang: no thanks im good

nation's dark past: too bad you're doing it anyway
nation's dark past: you need to get daniel hyung to come to the studio a little after our dance practice ends
nation's dark past: i know he goes at 2:30 and we end at 2 but he has to be there earlier

jeojang: what if i cant make him

nation's dark past: im sure i can convince him actor park

jeojang: i hate you

nation's dark past: love you too

david: okay if this isn't some 3park polyamory situation
david: then is it 2park?
david: bc that's what it looks like

jeojang: shut up daehwi

nation's dark past: its not
nation's dark past: we're just roommates

david: haven't you seen that vine
david: "and they were roommates" "oh my god they were roommates"

nation's dark past: we are literally just roommates
nation's dark past: as predeterminded by whatever algorithm the school uses to sort those who stay on campus

david: minhyuk-ssi what do you have to say on the matter as the third roommate

park minhyuk: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[ jeojang ] left the chat

[ nation's dark past ] added [ park jihoon ] to the chat

[ nation's dark past ] changed [ park jihoon ]'s nickname to [ jeojang ]

nation's dark past: dont u dare leave
nation's dark past: bye minhyuk

park minhyuk: goodbye everyone
park minhyuk: i'll remember you all in therapy

[ nation's dark past ] kicked [ park minhyuk ] out of the chat

david: so jihoon hyung
david: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[ jeojang ] kicked [ david ] out of the chat