An apple a day keeps the doctor away
The crooked old lady had dared to say
Maybe if it was in a pie with some ice-cream?
The hogger's requests made her scream
The old lady left and brought back a pie
Ready to help the fairest of them all die
But Snow already got Kylie's spray tan
It's safe to say she's an obsessed fan
Mirror sighed, bemused and amused
Snow's hot mess had left him confused
Anorexic barbie couldn't wait anymore
Pie fully eaten, she began to snore
Florian kissed the silicone sleeping Snow
Staring at his blue eyes, she landed a blow
Cause it's 2020 and consent's important
Even when drunk, drugged up or dormant
Sick of murder attempts, she dm'ed the queen
Told her she's behaving like a hormonal tween
Sent her a joint and a link to a Self love blog
And told her to stop being such a female dog
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Observer I
PoetryThis poetry book is about everything and anything that I observe in life. My mind wanders to a trillion different places & my curiosity is never ending. This book is a little sneak peak into some of the thoughts & observations that I have made & wil...