Fanfics in a Nutshell

FNAF Fanfics in a Nutshell

FNAF Fanfics in a Nutshell

Things they do like these:

1. 'My eyes widen as I see Foxy approach me, and I back up immediately.

"Hold on a second there!" He calls out in a metallic voice. "I'd like to help ya' lass !" '

Only because you're the fucking underdog.

2. ' "Well, ye' see, the crew has been bullyin' me since I first got here." He explained. '

Again with the underdog bullshit.

And how can you tell if he was not accepted among the group?

What if he's the grumpy one that wants to be left alone because the kids at the pizzeria are little mean shits?

That could be a possibility

3. Furry porn.

Furry porn everywhere.

4. 'She was the new nightguard? Dam she's hot.'

Of course she is

She's the main OC that everyone is magically attracted to

5. Having furry sex with machines.

Robotic machines.

Metal robotic machines.

Sorry I just wanted to remind you.

6. Chica stared at (blank) with pure hatred. 'How dare she take Foxy away from me!'

Of course Chica has to be the crazy ex

7. "Hey there handsome." Chica purred.

Chica's a chicken not a cougar.

Unless this is a little kid she's seducing, then carry on

8. "Are you ready for Freddy?" He asked as he licked his lips.'

No.

Give me five more minutes you impatient fuck.

9. 'My eyes filled with tears when seeing Chica kissing Foxy.'

Okay.

How the fuck do they have lips and the ability to kiss?

10. 'Scott ! The animatronics are gone!'

How smart. Consulting this to a game developer.

11. "Don't listen to them Vincent. . ." I murmur. "They're just mad because you have me to support you."

Or, you know, maybe they're mad because you're dating their murderer

12. "Who are you?" I squeaked when seeing the rat-looking thing walk towards me.'

Don't worry, Chuck E. Cheese just wants to give you his metallic bread stick ;))))

13. 'It didn't matter to me what everyone that, I had to get Balloon Boy back.'

Isn't he like, 11?

Unless you're a cougar then carry on.

14. 'I quickly put on the mask -- even if it smelled like someone pissed on it.'

You're hiding to save your life

And right now you care about what the fucking mask smells like?

15. 'I glare at ballon boy but gasp when Foxy jumps at me, only for him to stop halfway into his pounce, "Oh I didn't mean to scare ye'! I thought you were an intruder."'

. . .

*intense sigh*

16. ' I must know her from somewhere. . . Oh wait! I know her from when she was a child!'

Yeah I remember too!

She was the girl that always sneaked into the back and played 'ride the fox' with you when no one else was looking!

Ah good times.

(No but seriously, this fucking backstory is getting old)

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