Fanfics in a Nutshell

Wattpad Author's In A Nutshell

Wattpad Author's In A Nutshell

Shit they do like this:

1. When they make a new book but delete it five seconds later.

Can you not?

2. When they fight with each other on who their fantasy boyfriend is

Even though they don't know you exist...

3. Me: This book is amazing! I wonder when the next update is posted :D

*book hasn't been updated in 85 years*

4. 'Adopted By What?!'

'Kissed By What?!'

'Joining Who?!'

'Losing My Virginity With Who?!'

'Selling Crack With Who?!'

What's up with those stupid '?!' signs in the title?

5. When the chapter ends like this:

'Kat walked up to the door and. . . ?!?!?!?!?!'

Excuse me mother fucker, do you not know how to end a chapter or?

6. Descriptions like these:

My OC In This Book:

Name: Shanaeanae Diggins

Age : 4321

Hair: Dark blue long hair with rainbow bangs

Appearance: Pale girl, purple eyes, wears black hoodie

Extra: sorcerer hybrid and is the most overpowered female in the whole fucking book so you can just not read at all because I can cause all ungodly miracles that even Jesus himself can go down on his knees and feel like a walking vagina.

So...

Are you SURE you know you're not in a roleplay website or do you need my help to direct you out of this website because I can totally volunteer to lead the way.

7. *books finally updates*

*it's just a fucking character contest*

Me: *facedesk*

8. When the author's note is longer than the actual update.

9. When a thirteen year old author makes fanfiction about illegal sex enslaving and says that she doesn't support it even though she created the awful master piece in the first place.

Because I'd TOTALLY write a book with rated R porn about my idols.

10. 'Im A Warrior Cat?!'

'Im a pony?!'

'Im a wolf?!'

'I'm A High-Tech Sex Toy?!'

Ok we get it!

You're an inanimate/fantasy thing and you're trying to turn back, GOD

11. When they don't accept a critical review and start using their caps skills to take the reviewer down...

*sigh*....

12. When they start doing the most mainstream things just because one person did it and she/he got popular

Can't you just come up with your own idea?

Or?

13. *book finally updates*

*it's only a chapter to tell us the book is on a hiatus*

*facedesking*

14. When the author writes a shipping book

And says that she is going to hell for writing it

Is shipping now a satanic thing to do or??

15. When the author puts Wattpad in front of their education

What is this?

Is Wattpad a paying job?

(That would be SO COOL!)

16. When you follow them, the next day they're spamming your newsfeed with rants about being on their period and voting every single book on wattpad

So uh, you do realize that uh, I'm here right?

_________________

I updated :OOO

Shit, it's been so long

Sorry if this one is a little rusty :C

Or full of sex jokes, basically...

The sad truth is that uh....

I started school....

So yeah, highschool fucking sucks D:

(Except English class, my teacher is the fucking best)

RANDOM QUESTION!

What is your favorite movie/show trailer?

Mine is 50 Shades of-

I MEAN

Uh, Game of Thrones season 4 trailer because...

Yeah...

Anyway, I hope that you all have a good morning/afternoon/evening! :D

And I'll see you all in the next nutshell!