Fanfics in a Nutshell

TeamCrafted Fanfics in a Nutshell #4

TeamCrafted Fanfics in a Nutshell #4

Things you see like these:

1. The seven girls squealed as they faced the seven boys in front of them: Mitch, Jerome, Adam, Ty, Quentin, Ian and Jason.

Bet you $100 all of them will get laid by the end of the book

2. Thirsty Waiters/Waitresses in fanfics: Hey there *smirks and leans against table*

Every. Single. Time.

3. "Please, come back." I whimpered as I kissed his dead, pale lips, and all of a sudden, he kissed back. '

"I-I'm back." He murmured happily as we made out and possibly made babies later.'

Qué

4. OC lives in a home for children yet owns an apple laptop, iPhone 5, iPad, but complains on how her life sucks

But you know that's none of my business *sips tea*

5. They always black out or fade to black at anything:

Jason felt his head crack and everything faded to black

Ty fell down the stairs and everything faded to black

OC felt her vagina split in half and everything faded to black

6. 'I put on my creeper hoodie, my dog tag, my enderman beanie, my creeper converse, just as I walked out of my minecraft shrine also known as my room'

And you're an adult?

You sound like a five year old fanboy

7. 'I smiled and waved at Mitch, "Hi Mitch!"

'He was taken aback by me knowing his name and he stared at me from head to toe, while I was wearing his t-shirt, a dog tag, his hoodie, his iPhone case, etc., "Oh, you're a fan!"

You don't say

8. '"I'd like you all to meet my girlfriend!" Mitch announced as he wrapped his arm around her waist.'
Everybody's thoughts in a nutshell (aaayeee):

Sky: She looks like a good friend

Jason: Damn she's fucking hot totally gonna try and date her

Ty: I'll try and make this story interesting so I'll try and date her too

Jerome: I'm going to ruin our friendship so I'll try to bang his girl

Quentin:

Ian:

(Whoever's is blank means they don't exist in nearly all fanfics)

9. 'Mitch rolled his eyes'

'Mitch smirked'

'Mitch leaned against the wall'

'Mitch-'

oK WE GET IT HE'S THE JERK, BADASS, IDIOT IN EVERY GODDAMN FANFIC!

10. 'Sorry I uh, I'm a vegetarian.' I mutter as I push my plate away.'

Don't make friends with salad

Don't make friends with salad. . .

11. When the cover is so damn beautiful

But then your throw your device off a cliff when you actually read it

12. 'I was only three when my parents died from a car crash, and I remembered everything. The way they covered me and held me back from getting shards of glass pierced against my skin, the way the blood slowly trickled down their faces. I remember it all.'

How the hell do you remember this when you were just a fetus?

I can't even remember what it was like back in kindergarten.

13. Story is rated: MATURE CONTENT AHEAD DO NOT READ IF UNDER EIGHTEEN YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

There are probably two eighteen year olds out of the one thousand thirteen year old teenage girls reading your fanfic, so why the hell even bother?

14. I was eating lunch with Mitch, and then BOOM, in the corner of my eye, there sat Harry, Louis, Niall, Liam, and Zayn staring at me seductively, making me blush.'

WHOA HOLD THE FUCK UP!

Where the fuck did they come from?

Shoo you pests! Go back to your dimension!

15. *Insert title here* - A Merome, Skylox, Skymu, Mashley, Bashley, Simon40, Ghostdil, Bodilox fanfic

Well then

16. Ian or Quentin always die

Brb raging

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Yeah I cracked a little in one of them but you know,

I was mad and it was 6 a.m and I didn't get enough sleep so. . .

Ed + No naps + No sleep = Hell

So yeah no bueno.

RANDOM QUESTION!

What were you for Halloween this year?

I was uh. . . This was a bet and I lost, and I didn't buy a Halloween costume in time so. . .

I was Edward Cullen (Shovel Face)

*hides under a rock forever*

Anyway, sorry for not updating in a while xD

I have no explanation whatsoever

But, I hope you all enjoyed and have a good morning/afternoon/evening!

And I hope to see you in the next update! :)