Fanfics in a Nutshell

One Direction Fanfics in a Nutshell #2

One Direction Fanfics in a Nutshell #2

Things like these you see:

1. OC: Hey Liam what do you want to watch?
Liam: Toy story
OC: *next day* hey, what do you want to watch?
Liam: toy story
OC: but we watched that yesterday already!
Liam: I SAID I WANT TO WATCH TOY STORY!

Yeah, you fangirls just love toy story, don't you?

2. (Find the mistake here:)

*oc realizes she is pregnant exactly the day after having sex*

Normally it takes three weeks to find that out, A-DUH!

3. The moment you realize people don't know the difference between originality, and clichés.

4. The moment you wonder who started dark Harry, and you just wish you clapped your hands slowly at the creator

5. When the OC is 'poor' but somehow has enough money to go to a one direction concert.....yep....money well spent

6. That moment you realize that the OC you've been reading about is fifteen and acts like an eighteen year old and has a job......yep, normal

7. OC: I know I'm fifteen, but I have awesome parents who will let me leave and skip school to go to a One Direction contest and spend time with them!

(My translation: I'm a fifteen year old drama rich girl who has dumbass parents who are stupid enough to let me skip my education and live with a bunch of grown men.)

8. That moment when you find out 95% 1D fanfics out there have sex

(The 0.5% are special :O)

9. It's sad how a lot of fangirls make Harry a flirty sex loving guy, when in real life he seems nice and cool D:

10. That moment you realize that a lot of fangirls are horny because of how much detail they put in their sex scenes...

(In other words, our generation is fucked)

11. 'I slowly fall to the floor and the first thing I see before blacking out is Harry Styles yelling if I was ok.'

I'd expect seeing him and cameras flashing from the paparazzi, damn, they're not doing their job right

12. People bully the OC, even though she has the body and face of a Victoria's Secret model

#shame

13. 'She falls for her bully, Harry Styles'

If I were bullied by him, I'd just get the fuck away from him

14. That moment you realize 80% of 1D fanfics have text lango and bad grammar

#schoolexistsuknow

15. 'I giggle as I show Liam a spoon, and he ran away in terror.'

Oh you girls make me laugh :D

16. 'I pulled up my sleeve and see the slits and cuts, maybe I should add another one.'

.....you fangirls make me cringe, you know that, right?

17. "Of course I want tea." An Irish accent says'
"You ok?" An Irish voice says behind me.'
"I'll be here for you if he hurts you one more time." Niall said in his Irish accent'

I get it ok! He's Irish!

18. "You ok? You look upset." Zayn whispers.'

Not shit Sherlock, she's acting weird for hell's sake.

19. Land Rovers, Land Rovers EVERYWHERE! D:

20. "Come on! Let's run before the paparazzi see us!" Harry says leading me to a random hotel.'

It's not the paparazzi I'm worried about, it's the FANGIRLS that would make you shit your pants.

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Hello there :D

I did #2 of One Direction because the fanfics are easy to make fun of :D

I realized I made this in the middle of the night, and so I posted it xD

Anyway, I hope you guys have a good day, and I'll see you in the next update!