Fanfics in a Nutshell

TeamCrafted Fanfics in a Nutshell #3

TeamCrafted Fanfics in a Nutshell #3

Things you see like these:

1. 'I smile as I look down at my beautiful baby girl.'

Why can't it ever be a handsome baby boy?!

Christ you girls can be so sexist.

2. "I bet I was supposed to be born a boy, but I ended up a girl instead." I say while going faster on my longboard, waiting for Mitch to catch up.'

So, what you're saying is,

You weren't supposed to be born with a vagina?

(This story is rated r anyway, HAHA I RULE BITCHES I DON'T CARE!)

*cue Wattpad banning this story*

3. "Mitch, this is your daughter, Maddie." I mutter as she runs up to him and hugs him, paying no attention to Mitch's surprised face.'

God dammit Mitch!

You and your broken condoms!

4. 'I smirk at him as I take out cocaine and sniff it. "Damn babe, you're so hot when you do that." Jason purred into my ear as he wrapped his arms around my hips while smoking a cigarette.'

Wait, is she the spawn of satan or some shit?

So, she's hot 'cause she be doin' da cocaine?!

And she drinks and shit and her boyfriend parks his car in her garage without insurance?? (Protection c;)

Damn,

Ya'll motherfuckers need Jesus.

*credit to @XxEndxX for suggestion!x

5. Because all Minecraft Youtubers magically went to school together and TeamCrafted bullied one Victoria Secret model OC for absolutely no reason whatsoever.

I'm sorry

I call bullshit.

6. Because for some reason, Ian only appears in one chapter of the book.

And Quentin doesn't appear at all.

Fandom I am very disappoint.

7. "You have more subscribers than me? Damn. . ." Dakota said, looking at my phone in awe.'

"Yep!" I proclaim proudly.'

Yeah but I have one question.

How the fuck do the subscribers stand watching such a Mary Sue female?

8. "Well. I like eating butter with my-"

"DID SOMEONE SAY BUTTER!?" Adam exclaimed, running out of his bedroom and looking at us attentively.'

...

......

Get the fuck out of my face.

Now.

9. Because for some reason in the fanfic, Dawn wants to go back with Adam, so she kidnaps his most recent girlfriend and tortures her slowly.

Like, no

Stop.

Leave and think about your life for a moment.

10. It doesn't matter if TeamCrafted broke up.

I still imagine them as a group anyway!

(Sarcasm intended :/)

11. *author makes an absolutely intriguing story and makes releases an intriguing chapter, exciting me completely*

*two days later the story is deleted*

WTF?!?!?!?

I call horseshit!

12. 'I felt Adam's full gaze fall on me in the middle of the line as I waited patiently for his signing.'

Because no other fangirls in the line would be as important as you. -_-

13. "Come here again, and I beat you up again you fuck." He said, spitting at my face and walking away, leaving me in the dirt as I give him a needy look from behind.'

Because I'd totally fall in love with my bully :)

14. Because for some reason all members fall in love with the only girl.

Bro!

There are drooling motherfuckers right outside of your door that are even better than that Mary Sue!

15. 'I smirk as Mitch pushes me against the wall and kisses me unexpectedly.'

DUDE!

You just met her!

And you already want to give her the D?

16. "A-Amy, it's me, Jerome, you're brother!" Jerome announced, tears brimming his eyes.'

WHOA!

SO uncliché! :OOOOO

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