Fanfics in a Nutshell

Creepypasta Fanfics in a Nutshell

Creepypasta fanfics in a nutshell

Things like these you see:

1. "Go to sleep!" He growled.'

Ok fans! Guess who? :D

Correct!

It's an overused line! :DD

2. 'I couldn't help it, after he tried to kill me, I felt like I should too, and maybe if I find him.'

'I can kill him myself.'

Sounds like someone I read about, but I just CAN'T put my finger on it!

(Creepypasta fans might know her story)

3. "I can't kill you, you're just...one of a kind ok?!" He exclaimed, pacing my room.'

So, she's not like the other emo girls you killed?

Wow, now tell me what's different about her other than her being overpowered in the whole entire fanfic.

4. 'Our eyes were locked for a few seconds, his knife in his hands wobbling frantically.'

Love at first sight?

What is this? Twilight on steroids?!

5. When the OC is more powerful than Zalgo

(^^^ My Guilty Pleasure if the fanfic is good)

6. When the OC is like fucking Bella Swan

7. "Jeff! Jeff HELP!" I shouted, my knife wobbling in my hand and I felt myself falling down and blacking out.'

My Christ, girl how helpless ARE YOU?!

You're supposed to be the 'savior' here!

8. "Here, give me your damn knife." I say grabbing Jeff's knife, and began cutting myself.'

Emo alert! EMO ALERT!

(No offense against emo's, but I never could understand your logic)

9. When the OC is a 'loner' but is the most emo bitch I've ever heard

(Ex. Piercings, dyed hair, cutting herself/himself)

10. When the OC has no flaws whatsoever and you wonder why Jeff decided not to kill you.

(Ex. Popular chicks, blondes, straight A students)

11. When the character is badass and so perfect, but they're all good in bed.

(Ex. Kickass chicks, good at fighting, do it with Jeff/Masky/whoever in almost every fanfic)

12. When the oc is a whiny 14 year old and is good at 'killing' people and loves a pasta

Dude?!

They're like, ancient!

13. *sees sex chapter*

BRO, I DONT WANT DA DETAILS!

14.
OC: Hi Slendy! :D

Jeff: Slendy!

Jack: Slendy!

Me: *plays game* Hi Slendy! *immediately dies* aw, why do fangirls make him so nice? D:

15. *sees Slender Mansion on title*

WAIT, don't tell me

Slendy has a mansion? :D

Interesting....
(Translation: Wtf? D: )

16. "So, want to be my killing partner?" Jeff asks uncomfortably.'

Fuck no! :D

I'm a loner? Remember? :D

17. 'Then, I saw a shadow run across my window.'

No shit, let me guess, it was Jeff? :O

18. When Jeff fathers a baby.

That is so incorrect in SO many levels of crazy.

But HEY, fangirl logic! :D

19. "Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to play video games." Jeff mutters.'

.....so....who the hell taught you to use such electronics?

20. "Holy crap! Was that Zalgo?!" I asked, terrified.'

No shit Sherlock, unless it was a crazy fangirl stalking Jeff!

(Plot twist: Probably a fangirl :O )

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Lol, what is this?

An update? :O

Hellz yeah! :D

I dreaded this one, I don't read a lot of Creepypasta, but, why not make fun of the fandom? XD

I'm doing that with other ones!

And it's my Guilty Pleasure :D

Anyway, I'll see you in the next update!