Fanfics in a Nutshell

One Direction Fanfics in a Nutshell #3

One Direction Fanfics in a Nutshell

Things you see like these:

1. "It's a boy! What should we name him?" I ask him. "Darcy." Harry answers.

Harry, I'm sorry, you must be hard of hearing, but you probably already have a daughter named the same.

2. 'I have a high IQ and study a lot, never had sex, never had a boyfriend, always read books, I guess I see why I'm a loser.'

I'm sorry but, my friend is exactly how you say your OC is, so you're technically calling her a loser?

Wow, that's pretty harsh.

3. "Well," my kidnapper took his arm and rubbed it on the back of his neck, probably thinking of what to say, "we kidnapped you."'

(Title has to do with someone being kidnapped)

No shit Sherlock.

4. Author's Note: 'I didn't want to continue, I am SO against rape'

Then why are you writing it in the FIRST PLACE?!

But thanks for no details btw.

5. 'I was chewing in a piece of gum, spinning on a spinny chair.'

Spinny chair?

Which brand is that?

6. "Come on my bed love." Harry said smirking sexily.'

Since when did fangirls confirm that he was a pervert?

7. "Mom? Can I go to the one direction concert on my own over at California?" I ask. "Sure honey, go ahead, don't forget your inhaler!" My mom yelled back.

Me (If I were a girl): Mom, can I go to a one direction concert on my own over at California?

Mom: ARE YOU CRAZY?! Hell no!

8. 'I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw Perrie making out with another guy, what a whore!'

Too bad Perrie isn't like this in real life.

But fangirls have their own little fantasy worlds, I can't judge.

9. 'Harry picked me up in his arms, just as a I fell down in the street.'

Where the hell are the paparazzi?

This would be a big find!

10. 'He smiled and gave me a peck on the cheek, "Bye love, it was nice meeting you."

Wow, he must be a player if he never has seen you before and has an interest in you already.

11. 'I felt Harry carry me to the stage with millions of fangirls screaming and saying their hellos.'

If only fangirls were this nice in real life...

In real life, they'd probably rip you to shreds.

12. That moment where in the story, they get it on right away, and they've never gone on any dates

13.' One morning she wakes up to her mom telling her she has been sold as a sex slave but when she finds out its One Direction'

Isn't slavery illegal?

Well even so, I don't see why anyone would risk their lives to have sex with a teenage girl

14. "Me and your father decided, that since we don't have enough money to pay rent, we'd sell you as a sex slave."

First off, *your father and I

Second off, GET OFF OF YOUR LAZY ASS AND GET A JOB!

15. "Wait, you're not going to rape me? Am I not your sex slave?" I ask.

"No, you are, but I won't rape you." He answered.

Then why the fuck did you waste your money on her in the FIRST PLACE!

She's pretty much useless!

16. "Zayn is very sensitive, you should at least pretend that you care about his feelings."

Zayn is sensitive?

Gee, I never knew! :O

I should listen to fangirls more often! (Sarcasm intended)
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Oh my gosh friends, I updated! :O

I have let you down, I am sorry D:

School is a big arse, and the same goes with homework and tests and ARGH

Well, you get my point! D:

Anyway, I hope you enjoyed! :DD

I hope you all have a good day/afternoon/evening, and I'll see you in the next update!