Fanfics in a Nutshell

Shippings in a Nutshell

Shippings in a Nutshell

Things you see like:

1. At least ONE of the two guys in the fanfic are or become immensely depressed

2. "Go kill yourself, gaytard." One person says, pushing me against the brick wall.'

The phrase just makes me laugh, gaytard, never heard THAT one before.

3. "I'm Mitch, you are?" I ask. "My name's Jerome." He answers, blushing.'

What a coincidence, he likes you too :O

4. 95.5% of any male shippings out there have sex.

(Once again, the 0.5% are special :O)

5. 'I look at him smirking sexily into the kiss.'

I don't see how you looked at him while kissing, unless you had your eyes open, which is bad according to Bruno Mars.

6. 'I grip onto the bed sheets, hard.'

Ouch, poor bed sheets.

7. The more I think about the fandom and sex scenes, the less I think about how many people vote for them.

8. "You like him, don't you?" I ask, looking at Harry, who blushed looking away.'

The answers right in front of you stupid! He blushed!

9. "I pushed him against the wall and attacked his lips."

Jesus Christ, his lips aren't prey!

10. "MITCH WTF ARE YOU DOING?" He then broke apart from Jerome.'

Oh I'm just reading the bible!

Lol, no, WE'RE MAKING OUT, ISN'T THAT OBVIOUS?!

11.'She then started punching me in the face and gut, and pretty much, EVERYWHERE!'

Well, you shouldn't have cheated on her IN THE FIRST PLACE!

12. "Jerome: Hey guys come down to the hospital please Mitch got beat up by his ex girlfriend (<-- that doesn't make him sound manly) Were together please still be our friends :)"

Wouldn't they not be true friends if they didn't support you?

And why would they not be your friends anymore?

13. *after Mitch apparently gets beat up by his girlfriend* "Mitch...MITCH, are you ok?!" He opened his eyes and said, "Jerome? *cough* I l-love you." He closed his eyes "Mich?! (<-- Not my grammar mistake) oh god I better take him to the hospital!'

Jeez, his girlfriend must have hands of steel to make Mitch go to the hospital and black out.

14. 'He showed me his other side of his body, he had a broken arm.'

I give up, I don't know how things work in fangirls' minds.

15. "Rachel, she was at the hospital, and I think she saw me."

Wow....and this is coming from a man?

Jeez, just beat the shit out of her!

16. "I am dating Ashley, and you're the first person I'm telling because you are my best friend."

No shit Sherlock, but wouldn't it be wise to tell your dad or mom or something?

Damn, no one tells shit to their parents in fanfics these days.

17. 'My heart shattered into a million pieces. It feels like I'm falling into the black hole of death.'

But Steven Hawking thinks that black holes don't exist ;D

18. 'I've been friends with Mitch since 4th grade.'

You got that from wikitubia, didn't you?

19. 'I could see Jerome crying quietly.'

Come on guys, make them manly, at least TRY.

20. 'Jerome banged his desk really loudly that my headphones were going to break.'

WHOA, I'd better tell my friend to lower her volume on her music because if she listens to it loud, it might break :O

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Yep, shippings

I'll do Hunger Games next because, why not? XD

It's been requested, so, I'll do it!

I had fun, and I mean LOTS of fun doing this one

So many examples in random famous voted fanfics it's not even funny!

Anyway, hope you all enjoyed, and I'll see you in the next update!