5SoS Fanfics in a Nutshell
Things you see like these:
1. "Oh Michael dyed his hair red today"
One day later
"Oh Michael dyed it green this time"
One more day
"He changed his mind he dyed it blonde."
Author, are you trying to kill his hair on purpose?
2. *Luke sings 'Amnesia' to OC*
*Next day she gets hit by a car and wakes up with amnesia*
Hahaha
No.
3. 'I gripped Michael's hair as I arched my back in pleasure.'
Lmao, what hair?
4. OC goes up to the stage and does the opening act for their concert but somehow doesn't get skinned alive by their fans.
5. "I can do whatever I want because-
. . .Let me guess, because you're punk rock
"Because I'm punk rock!" He cried.'
*sighs and jumps off a cliff*
6. The whole group and the OC go to the mall, but no one recognizes them.
Well then.
7. OC is in a coma but somehow one of the members sing to her and she magically wakes up.
Seriously, do they have magical lips or something?
8. Moms in Fanfiction: Oh my gosh! You're pregnant! Congrats!
Moms IRL: *gets the belt*
9. Apparently the main character has an amazing, holy fuck angelic voice and can play the guitar. . .
The saxophone. . .
The clarinet. . .
The piano. . .
The oboe. . .
The harmonica. . .
The drums. . .
The whole instrument family. . .
10. OC: U cheated on me wtf I'm breaking up with u
Band Member: No bb I didn't mean it
OC: >:c
Band Member: *sings to her and asks her to forgive him*
OC: lol k lmao
*jumps off a cliff*
11. OC has never touched a boy before but can suddenly turn into a sex god.
12. OC wears every-single merchandise of their's and her room is basically a shrine, where the whole world of fangirls can just go to her house and have church in there.
Because the band members will TOTALLY not find that creepy. . .
13. OC plays hard to get but then gives up once one of the boys pulls his pants down.
14. Wants to read a fanfiction but it's written in a different language.
Google translate here I come?
15. In every fanfic, One Direction somehow sneaks into the story
Oh hey I didn't see you there.
16. OC comes back from school with a broken lip, purple eye, bruises, broken ankle, and broken ribs
Oc's Mom: Oh hi honey how was your day at school?
OC: Bad. . .
Oc's Mom: lol k
Well, I guess she wASN'T READY!!!
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I've got 99 problems but school ain't one like whut ;D
Hey friends!
Another update and holy crap I'm so close to 2k votes! :OO
That's a big-ass achievement! (Even if this story is Rated R ;( )
And look at that sexy cover, it's a good change, change is nice :)
This time it's 5sos (5 seconds of summer), because fuck yeah!
RANDOM QUESTION!
What is(are) your favorite(s) fandom(s)?
Mine is uh. . .
YouTube.
Because, yes.
Anyway, I hope you all have a good morning/afternoon/evening!
And I hope to see you in the next update!
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Fanfics in a Nutshell
HumorMany ordinary things you see in fanfics that sometimes make no absolute sense :D That I should point it out in a book. *This is not meant to offend anyone*