Fanfic Clichés in a Nutshell #2
Things authors do like these:
1. When it escalates too quickly
Chapter 1: Oh hi!
Chapter 2: Let's get married
Chapter 3: 69
Chapter 4: The end
2. When the dude trusts you too quickly
I mean what if she's a crack-addict or a child molester you never know
Suggested by: @WeirdEmeraldPrincess
3. When in the sequel the girl has amnesia
No it just fucking frustrates me when the main character is stupid please don't
4. There is always that secret ship somewhere
Can you find it?
What?
No dummy not in this one
Haha you guys make me laugh this book is 50% gay already anyway
5. When the author tells you their life story in the A/N and it covers half of the chapter
Whoops
6. Either the sex scene is SUPER erotic (a.k.a author are you even a virgin?)
Or it sounds like a parent's explanation of sex to a five year old (a.k.a are you sure you aren't a five year old?)
7. The character constantly licks their " dry " lips
What are they, dogs?
8. The character has that one abusive person in their life that comes to look for them
Why??
Why waste your time on such a meaningless thing??
Be smart dammit it's called a brain you should get one!
9. There has to be that mini game at the party like truth or dare or spin the bottle
Geez, what else would make it a "totally" not-obvious fanfic already?
10. When the OC breaks up with her old boyfriend but she goes to date another and she's like:
"WHOOPS, I don't think I ever loved you
I'm just going to go back to the other guy from before that I thought I never loved lol!
Sorry for breaking your heart into a million pieces! Ttyl!"
11. OC's in a coma, oh no!
What will love interest do now?
Oh wait! That's right!
Mister perfect has magical wizard lips and he just kissed her back to life!
(Bruh)
12. A group adopts OC to be their legal daughter
But one of them has a crush on her even though she's barely a legal adult
(Reality: "Yo ma' how old are you?"
"I'm fifteen!"
"NOOOOOONONOONOOOOO NOOOOOO!")
13. Oc sighed, "Why is my life such a cliché romance fanfiction?"
Congratulations OC!
You have successfully pointed out your own setting
AND you broke the fourth wall!
You have officially won the motherfucking internet!
14. The OC is stuck between the good guy and the womanizer (a.k.a "I hope you get #rekt by Britney Spears)
But you know what YOLO right?
Good guys always go last anyway
15. OCs have the longest of names:
"Hey what's your name?"
"Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramírez"
(I don't blame them tho I am mexican and I have like five last names what is life)
16. When the guy is described as the equivalent of the Willis Tower or a skyscraper
Either that's a bit too dramatic or the OC is an Oompa Loompa
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And I know I suck immensely for that and I'm sorry!
But come on Im a pretty busy man-boy.
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I got nothing! :D
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Fanfics in a Nutshell
HumorMany ordinary things you see in fanfics that sometimes make no absolute sense :D That I should point it out in a book. *This is not meant to offend anyone*
