One Direction Fanfics in a Nutshell #4
Things you see like these:
1. 'Harry made a duck face as we took a selfie, which made me burst into laughter.'
Ahem. . .
*pic in Media*
(If you can't see it then WHOOPS)
2. 'My eyes filled with tears as I saw Zayn lying dead on the floor.'
WHOA.
What the hell happened here?
What is this?
Pretty Little Liars: Juan Direction edition?
3. "Let's keep our relationship secret, ok?" He murmured, getting a blonde lock from off of my face.'
Why?!
If I were that oc.
I would jump into that guy's arms in front of millions of fangirls,
I wouldn't give a shit.
4.
OC's dumbass mom: Hey, I got you Justin Direction tickets so you can go with your best friend by yourself.
OC: Ugh, I don't like One Direction even though I might fall in love with them on accident just to make this story entertaining.
Hm....
5. Really Cliché Titles:
Adopted by One Direction
Kidnapped by One Direction
Falling in Love With One Direction
Fucking in Lust With One Direction
Kissing With One Direction
Selling Crack With One Direction
JUST SHUT UP WITH THE STUPID TITLES!
6. "Let's go to Nando's!"
Sponsored by Nando's everybody!
(Even though Nando's is amazing, yum)
7. "I choose. . ." The five strange boys looked at us twelve girls, and a boy's green orbs focused specifically on me, "I choose you, come on, let's go." He got me by my arm and led me out the door.
WHA-?!
WHERE?!
Where are the DAMN adoption papers?
8. 'I smile as I intertwine my fingers in the brown mop of curls."
Jeez, I never knew Harry was a mop.
9. "I LOVE Ed Sheeran, but I just detest One Direction." I state while pouring milk into my bowl.'
Cue the facepalm everyone! :D
(First person to state what's wrong with her sentence in the comments gets a dedication!)
10. "One Direction? Never heard of them."
*spits out whatever the fuck I was drinking*
The hell?
Have you been living under a rock?
11. 'I smirk and drink my Starbucks coffee while checking my twitter account from my white iPhone 5, "I know right? I'm such a white girl"
The real question is:
Where the fuck are the other races???
12. "He hates me he hates me he HATES ME!" I exclaim while cutting deep scars into both of my wrists, which reveals the old cut marks from before.'
JESUS CHRIST MATE!
Why the hell do you make those scenes so descriptive????
Ya'll fangirls need JESUS!
AMEN!!
(I skip those scenes because they make me cringe xc )
13. "I-I didn't know I was pregnant. . ." She whispered while cradling the baby.'
HOW???
Is a nine month old baby bump that unnoticeable??
14. "Alright class you are dismissed."
Yes class, you can leave, because it is totally natural for a college teacher like me to NOT leave any homework.
15. 'I only eat with a fork because Liam is afraid of spoons, lol.'
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
no.
16. *sighs*
Liam hates spoons, Zayn cares a shit ton about his appearance, Louis eats a shit ton of carrots, Niall is like an automatic food shredder, and Harry is the motherfucking flirtatious guy of the bunch.
BECAUSE IT'S TOTALLY NOT CLICHÉ!
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Hey Internet friends!
Before you slap me straight across the face.
I do have to apologize for not updating in two months...I think...
Shit, I forgot...
RANDOM QUESTION!
What is your favorite fanfic?
Mine is uhuuuuuuuuuuh....
Shit...
I forgot...
Anyway, I hope you enjoy as always!
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MizahMany ordinary things you see in fanfics that sometimes make no absolute sense :D That I should point it out in a book. *This is not meant to offend anyone*
