Minecraft Fanfics in a Nutshell
Things you see like these:
1. "I think we're stuck in minecraft." I stutter, looking around at my blocky surroundings.'
No, I thought we were in Runescape- NO SHIT SHERLOCK!
2. 'There was no way I was going to work for herobrine, he was too evil for my liking.'
Well, he never said you had to like him.
Am I right? :D
3. "It's because, I love you." Herobrine says in a hushed tone.'
But herobrine loves nobody :o
He is a corrupted soul.
Well, unless that herobrine is Edward Cullen on steroids from that-one-gay movie that I never want to remember ever again.
4. 'I opened my eyes hesitantly and I couldn't believe it, my favorite YouTuber was protecting me!'
*reads title*
I thought this was a minecraft fanfic?
Not a youtuber fanfic
Gurl, get your facts straight!
5. "You." He growled, looking at Notch.'
Since when was 'he' a tiger?
6. "I'm afraid we are stuck here forever." Sky says sadly.'
Don't worry, just wait a few chapters and they'll be back home in no time :D
7. "Herobrine, it was you!" I yell.'
I was right, Herobrine was the evil guy all along.
Wow, what a fortunate guess.
8. 'My vision fades in and out, and I fall, making everything turn black.'
And then she falls into a coma, and wakes up, where it all was just a dream.
THE END.
9. When the OC is in minecraft and when she comes to the real world, her parents act like she wasn't gone for a long time.
Wow, her parents are SO caring.
10. "Promise that we'll meet in the real world?" I ask.'
"I promise." Mitch answers.'Next chapter it says that they are neighbors.
Wow, what an AMAZING coincidence!
11. "He promised he'd see me in real life." I say, crying and hugging my pillow.'
Well at least be thankful you aren't dead!
Jesus Christ, you ungrateful little OC!
12. "Welcome to the Aether." Notch says, smiling warmly.'
"Am I dead?" I murmur.'Did he say heaven?
No?
Then you're NOT dead!
13. Can't the people in minecraft respawn when they die?
Except if they are in hardcore mode.
But stories don't include that detail :o
14. 'Herobrine stared at me blankly, "Then you'll be forced to love me.'
She doesn't have to, you know.
But whatever, fanfic logic.
And that also sounded a bit wrong.
15. "But I suck at parkour!" I say, pouting.
(Ed: And you swallow :DD)
"It doesn't matter, you'll still have to do it, or you die!" He shouted back.
Sheesh, no need to be so demanding, she'll probably die from fall damage anyway.
16. "I am herobrine, FEAR ME!" He exclaimed.'
You know, I would.
If only fangirls didn't make you a lusting and in-heat evil guy.
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Aaaaah, I updated!
Good.
I wasn't going to (for some reason, I think something is wrong with me), but I decided to do it.
Yes, minecraft fanfics in a nutshell
Because, yes, it is a pretty good game (but it kind of is boring for a while on it's own, good thing they have servers and mini-games....kill me now if you wish)
RANDOM QUESTION!
What is your favorite video game?
Mine is Hello Kitty-
I mean... TitanFall...because it is fun...
ANYWAY, I hope you all have a good morning/afternoon/evening,
And I'll see you all in the next update!
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Fanfics in a Nutshell
HumorMany ordinary things you see in fanfics that sometimes make no absolute sense :D That I should point it out in a book. *This is not meant to offend anyone*