1.) Never ever go alone. You will die. There is no changing that.
2.) Never take a shower. Thats like standing in front of the killer with a sign saying I would like to be killed.
3.) Dont do drugs. Because your going to think that the people who are trying to warn you are lying.
4.) Never ever under any circumstances go in the woods. I don't give a fuck if there's a lot of good hiding places don't go in there. Before the killer starts killing he studies the woods. The killer be like "so if that dumb bitch go that way. I can go that way and kill her dumb ass. OK that let's start this shit."
5.) Get a boyfriend/girlfriend who are not very fast so you can get the fuck out off there. If they are fast trip they ass and dip the fuck out of there.
Bye I will do ten tomorrow
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How To Survive A Horror Movie
RandomDo you live in a place where weird things happen? Or hang out with Jocks, Dumb Blondes, or Stoners? Well I can tell you that you're mostly going to be in a horror movie situation. So follow these rules and you will live.
