76.) If you are going to the bathroom in the middle night. Dont fucking take your eyes off the got damn mirror. If you want to be stupid ass fuck and do some creepy ass shit gone appear and stab yo ass.
77.) Try to find a way out. Fuck up the house if you have to. Shit, I wouldn't give a fuck. Ain't like you gone have to clean it up. So why the fuck not.
78.) If you are out with your friends and see a mental hospital. GTFO. Dont stay there and go "oh look at the big scary place where lots of people were probably murdered and hang out haha" cause yo ass WILL die.
79.) Never trust the guy who just got out of jail. I dont give a rats ass if he changed fuck that. Once a killer always a killer.
80.) Never hug people. They will literally stab you in the back. They got a knife so just dont.
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How To Survive A Horror Movie
RandomDo you live in a place where weird things happen? Or hang out with Jocks, Dumb Blondes, or Stoners? Well I can tell you that you're mostly going to be in a horror movie situation. So follow these rules and you will live.
