66-70 More Ways To Live

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66.) Never open the door the slowly. It give the fucking killer more time to run up and stab yo dumb ass for opening the door slow.

67.) Dont fuckin walk backwards into another damn room. You will be stabbed in the damn back.

68.) If you are being choked. Choke they ass back. Dont try and pry they arms cause that shit ain't work. If you gone die that bitch gone damn too.

69.) If you are walking with a friend and they end up with a rope tied to one foot and is upside down. Either leave and don't come back or try and get them down. But if you do leave dont come back cause they ass ain't gone be there. They gone be dead.

70.) If your new boyfriend/girlfriend is scratching themselves constantly on the full moon. Leave. If your boyfriend/girlfriend is licking their lips when someone bleeds. Leave.

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