56.) Dont be Mr. Cool, Mr. Popular, or Mr. Bad Ass. Cause yo ass gone die. Matter of fact you will die first.
57.) Dont go to the fucking amusement park if you being chased by zombies. If you dealing with someone else then yo ass can go to the amusement park the killer wont know where you are. Also theres alot of people that the killer will want to slice up so......you know......run.
58.) Dont go swimming. Its just a big red target with murder written all over it.
59.) Never go near water in general. This includes sinks, baths, showers, toliets, wells, and lakes. I dont know why kids in movies thinks its ok to be swimming with the fishes. I guess those dumb bitches plan on sleeping with them too.
60.) Dont walk backwards EVER. The killer is behind you. So DONT. TURN. THE. FUCK. AROUND. BITCH. Then maybe you can live longer.
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HEY GUYS SORRY IF THIS SET IS SUPER CRAPPY. IVE BEEN TIRED DAY AND NIGHT FOR SOME REASON. IVE BEEN MOODY IM SORRY I'LL TRY TO MAKE IT BETTER NEXT TIME SORRY GUYS.
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How To Survive A Horror Movie
RandomDo you live in a place where weird things happen? Or hang out with Jocks, Dumb Blondes, or Stoners? Well I can tell you that you're mostly going to be in a horror movie situation. So follow these rules and you will live.
