How To Survive A Horror Movie

6-15 Ways To Live

6.) Don't go off in pairs. I know what I said in the last chapter. That's if you know where the killer is and he's chasing you. This is if you don't where he is. Take at least 3 people with you. So if someone gets hurt you don't have to worry about those Slow ass bitches.

7.) Always stay in the middle of the group. When I say this I mean in a house or tunnel. (THESE RULES DONT FUCKING APPLY IF YOUR RUNNING DOWN THE DAMN STREET!!! FUCK THE OTHERS GET HELP FOR YOU BITCH!!!) Never be in the front or way back. If you're in the front the killer can just turn the corner and stab you. If you're in the back he can just Run faster and stab yo slow ass for being in the back.

8.) Never try being to violent as in stabbing or shooting him (with small shit baby shit) thats just going to piss the killer off more. (At least try and get a shot gun or machete and fuck him up long enough to get help for you.) I mean like he's already pissed so just go out like the others :(. (that's if you that dumb ass bitch and don't try).

9.) Never get naked. I mean why in the blue hell would you want to die naked. Like the killer gone be like "Damn baby you fine ass fuck. I'll let you live but not dressed people." That shit is not gone happen so don't try.

10.) I'm sorry if you in some Wes Craven Stephen King type shit. Don't even read the rest cause you gone die. If not in this movie its gone be in the sequel trust me. You can read the rest if you want to get through the movie but damn, you WILL die. So go and be a slut. And as soon as creepy shit start to happen kiss yo ass goodbye.

11.) If you hear child's laughter in your addict knowing you ain't got a damn child. Leave like why THE FUCK IS YOU STILL THERE. What? You got a death wish or some shit. If you smart and do leave track down whoever sold you that Fucked up house. Knowing damn well that house was like that but she still ain't want to tell no body with her bitch ass.

12.) If you see someone in a trap pretend like you don't see them and keep going the killers going to see them and thats going to buy you time. But if you think you can give it one try. Try and if that don't work say sorry and get the fuck out of there.

13.) Never look back. You know whats back there a bitch that gone kill you if you back. When you look back you gone trip over oxygen and die for being dumb.

14.) Don't have sex. The killer not gone want to join in on the sex. He ain't looking for fuckbuddies. He looking for dumb bitches to kill!!!

15.) Climb a tree. Make sure its near the road so you can see when a car is passing through. Don't go up too high just enough to see cars and hide from the killer. If you do go up too high you won't have enough time to go back down tree and stop the driver.

Hey guys I hope you like this one I got a little help from my male idol Tré Melvin. Yay!!! I wrote this to tell you how to live and not die. I know what I'm doing considering the fact that I live 80 ft from a forest and not even 5 miles from a mental hospital so trust me. I Know.