86.) Never go to the cemetery at night. Zombies will start popping out of the ground.
87.) Never listen to your imaginary friends. They are always fucking crazy. They will either kill you or have you kill someone.
88.) If your child is speaking another language and or telling you to fuck her. Push her ass off a cliff.
89.) Don't play any tapes without names. Its gone be some little girl falling down a well. Then she gone come out the TV and try to kill you.
90.) Don't try and be the hero and save everyone. Fuck them. You need to take yo ass to the damn police station and get help for you.
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How To Survive A Horror Movie
RandomDo you live in a place where weird things happen? Or hang out with Jocks, Dumb Blondes, or Stoners? Well I can tell you that you're mostly going to be in a horror movie situation. So follow these rules and you will live.
