How To Survive A Horror Movie

81-85 More Ways

81.) If the killer dropped the weapon...pick that shit up. Don't sit there crying saying "STOP JASON!! STOP FREDDY!! STOP IT MICHAEL!!" if you do you wasting time. That motherfucka ain't gone stop. Till yo retarded ass is dead.

82.) If someone is not getting in the escape car cause y'all missing someone. Leave that bitch there with the motherfucka that missed the ride. And the other sick son of a bitch thats killing people.

83.) Act like you've committed suicide. The killer will leave your dead body alone to go fuck with the people who are alive.

84.) Just don't fuck with the Ouija board. Like all that's gone happen is someone getting possessed by a demon and killing everyone.

85.) If someone offers you a job at a camp as a counselor . Tell them hell to the mutha fuckin no. Trust me those bitches got a hit out on you with Jason.

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