26.) Be the virgin. Dont let the dumb bitches fool you. Tell them to shut the fuck up and carry on with your plan to survive.
27.) If you call the cops be ready for him to die. The killer ain't gone do shit but appear behind his ass and murder him. So when you see his dead body grab his keys or his gun. The fuck am I talking about bitch grab both.
28.) Make sure your gas tank is full at all times. Never say I'll get gas in the morning. Cause yo ass ain't gone live till the morning. Fucking around with a murder.
29.) Never drive down desert roads. Cause there's always some creepy shit at the end of it.
30.) Keep a red gas bottle thingy in your trunk. So you won't have to stop for any.
31.) Dont stop at the convenience store or gas station in the middle of nowhere. There's always a creepy sick son of a bitch that's gone try and kill you.
32.) Dont hide underneath the bed. That's the first fucking place their going to look for you. So Dont be the dumbass person who thinks its OK to hide to under beds when a killer is trying to kill them.
33.) We all know what the second dumbest place is. THE CLOSET. If you hide in there you deserve what's coming to yo ass. DEATH.
34.) When you are running do a couple of jumps. You wouldn't want to fall over that invisible branch now would you bitch.
35.) If you do fall Dont sit there and cry. Get the hell up and run. Dont think tryna to act your legs broken and use your arms or elbows to crawl away. The killer gone run up and stab you in the back.
A/N
Wazz up guys. I did it Saturday like I said I would. I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter because I enjoyed writing it. I'll update Wednesday. The reason so late is a "Tech-Free" vacation to Puerto Rico so escape this cold winter in Michigan. #ihatemymom
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How To Survive A Horror Movie
RandomDo you live in a place where weird things happen? Or hang out with Jocks, Dumb Blondes, or Stoners? Well I can tell you that you're mostly going to be in a horror movie situation. So follow these rules and you will live.
