41.) If you are sleeping and see little girls dressed in pretty white dresses and pigtails and run in creepy ass house. Leave them damn kids there. IDGAF if that's me or my friends as kids. Fuck my younger self.
42.) Dont be the blonde haired whore, whose loose in the booty. Cause you will die....loose in the booty.
43.) Never go back to the place where the murders happened. Yo ass was blessed enough to live but you want to go back and die. Or be accused of the murders.
44.) Don't make noises when you are hiding. The killer CAN Fucking hear you. So be as quite as the crackhead whose stealing from your house right now.
45.) Don't watch the killer run up on you. If you see him running up you should run too.
46.) If there's a county fair going on go if the killer chasing you. Get on a ride. I mean you'll have fun and be safe from the killer. So...why the fuck not.
47.) If the power goes out and you know you payed yo bill. GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE.
48.) If someone says "go on without me" Go. Dont say I'm not leaving you cause the both of y'all bitches gone die.
49.) If you're the nerdy kid in school and the jocks and cheerleaders ask you to spend a night in a haunted house. Tell them to go fuck themselves and make sure the words #THUGLIFE appear in the air.
50.) If someone says "let's play candyman or bloody Mary" you tell them to get the fuck out whether its your house or not. If you ain't bout that life then just get up and leave make sure to have your middle finger up and #THUGLIFE in the air.
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How To Survive A Horror Movie
RandomDo you live in a place where weird things happen? Or hang out with Jocks, Dumb Blondes, or Stoners? Well I can tell you that you're mostly going to be in a horror movie situation. So follow these rules and you will live.
