21.) If some old ass creepy dude say "Theres a danger up ahead". Dont fucking call him a weirdo. Leave. But if you Dont he will mostly show up at the end to kill the killer once in for all. He'll probably die though.
22.) Dont hide in the basement when a killer is chasing you thats just fucking dumb. The killer is going to just use his knowledge of dumbass people hiding in basements find to you.
23.) Dont think the attic has different possiblities cause it Dont. You gone get cut the fuck up.
24.) If you get an invitation to a party in the middle of nowhere Dont go. All that's gone happen there is people going missing every 30 seconds. And bitch you will be one.
25.) If you are babysitting and see a clown statue in the corner. Just get up and walk the Fuck out the house with your middle finger up and Go home. If you want to be brave you can try and save the kids. But I ain't no hero so I would leave those kids there and MAYBE JUST MAYBE I would call the police for them.
A/N OMG I'm So sorry guys I would have updated yesterday but I lost my phone and fell asleep. So so Sorry. I promise to update Saturday with 10.
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How To Survive A Horror Movie
RandomDo you live in a place where weird things happen? Or hang out with Jocks, Dumb Blondes, or Stoners? Well I can tell you that you're mostly going to be in a horror movie situation. So follow these rules and you will live.
