Well before I start I would just like to say that there will be a farewell chapter after this one. It would mean very much to me if you could vote and comment on that chapter too. Now without any futher interruptions heres the last 3 rules. I hope you all will never forget......................................................................DEEZNUTZ.....Gottem
91.) Always check the back seat. The back seat is how the killer gets to yo ass. They hide back there and wait for yo ass to go home where they will kill you.
92.) Never ever leave your phone behind or you will be fucked. BIG TIME.
93.) If someone says they can talk to the dead. Kick.. they..ass..out.
94.) Never trust the shy kid, they always end up being the murderer. So if I was you I'd go take my ass to the nearest McDonald's and buy them anything they shy ass want.
95.) Kill the person who can't shut up immediately. They gone get yo ass killed. The killer gone hear that loud ass bitch and murder you all.
96.) Never help the hitchhiker whose out in the middle of the night. They ass gone tell you to take them to an abandon home where dat ass you got will die.
97.) Never try to pass through an abandoned city with only like 5 residents. Take another route or you gone end up in a cage fighting to the death for food.
98.) Never trust old enemies. Those butt-fucking son of a bitches never get over shit. So just dont fuck with them.
99.) Never go to see if a local legend is true. Cause that shit do be true, and end up killing you.
(♡100♥.) (Wow the last rule)
Always listen to your gut. Its usually never wrong.
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How To Survive A Horror Movie
RandomDo you live in a place where weird things happen? Or hang out with Jocks, Dumb Blondes, or Stoners? Well I can tell you that you're mostly going to be in a horror movie situation. So follow these rules and you will live.
