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Gemini: Hey Scorpio, are you sure you don't love Sagi?

Scorpio: *sweats* One hundred percent yes.

Gemini: Then why is your cell covered in "S+S"?

Scorpio: *Panicked* It stands for "Suffering and Suicidal".


Leo: If you put "violently" in front of anything you do, it becomes funnier.

Aquarius: Violently studies.

Libra: Violently uses brain.

Sagittarius: Violently fails to ask Scorpio out.

Capricorn: Violently doing crimes.

Pisces: Violently murders people.

Virgo: Violently worries about the previous sentence.


The police have caught sight of Capricorn and Scorpio, and are trying to catch them.

Aries: Looks like we have to go with Plan F.

Taurus: Technically, this would be Plan G.

Libra: How many plans do we have? Is there like, a Plan Z?

Aries: Well, there is, but Leo dies in Plan Z. And I don't want to lose an officer so, yeah.

Virgo: *Monotone* I like Plan Z.


Aquarius: *Tired from not sleeping for 48 hours straight* Hello sir, I think I've met you before.

Capricorn: *sweating* Oh yeah? Where?

Aquarius: *mumbling* On these posters around the city.

Virgo: *sighing* Aquarius, those were wanted posters.


Cancer: I have feelings for you.

Scorpio: What?

Cancer: Yes, I feel that you are very annoying.


Leo: Ooh! Here's a joke! Why can't T-rex's clap their hands?

Taurus: Is it bec-

Pisces: Because they're dead.

Leo and Taurus: ...

Virgo: I mean, he isn't lying.




Hey guys,

So, I am currently stuck in this loop of writer's block, and I can't seem to shake it off. I do have part of Chapter Fourteen complete, but it's not really tying well with the plot I am going for. So instead of forcing myself, I think I'll start focusing my attention on my other zodiac story that is desperately in need of a harsh rewrite. (I have been watching and reading too much My Hero Academia. Oop-)

Thank you all for being so patient.


~Silver

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