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Leo: *In a very proud voice* You know, when I scanned myself with a metal detecter, nothing showed up!
Libra: So?
Leo: It means that I'm ✨p r i c e l e s s✨.
Taurus: *deadpan face* No, it means that you're worthless.
Aries: I'm sorry, but you are all under arrest for having three people at once on a motorcycle.
Capricorn with Pisces and Aquarius sitting behind him: Wait, three?!
Aries: What do you mean?
Pisces: Shoot! Ophiuchus fell off!
Aquarius: Oh, no wonder the air felt cleaner. The trash was gone.
Sagittarius: Is something burning?
Scorpio: Just my burning love for you my dear.
Sagittarius: *Blushing yet somehow cringing at the same time* Scorpy, how the heck did you manage to SET THE WATER ON FIRE?
Taurus texting Gemini: Help!!! I'm being kidnapped!!!
Gemini: Okay, where are you?
Taurus: In a car! With this strange man!
Gemini: I'll call Cancer.
Cancer, answering their phone: Hello? What do you need Gemini?
Gemini: Do you know where Taurus is? She told me she was being kidnapped.
Cancer: Taurus? What do you mean? She's right next to me-
Cancer: ...
Cancer: Gemini, I'll call you back. *hangs up*
Cancer: Look, THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!
Taurus: WHO ARE YOU?!
Aquarius *On a dinner night with Virgo*: Hey Virgo, could you pass me the salt?
Virgo: I don't know, can you pass your exams?
Aquarius: ...That's too much salt.
Scorpio: Since you guys are all so adamant in decorating for Christmas, here's a fun Christmas idea! How about we hang up a mistletoe and instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it!
Libra: Scorpio, no.
Pisces *excitedly*: Mistlefoe!
Libra: Pisces, please stop encouraging him.
*Capricorn and Leo are sitting together in an abandoned warehouse*
Leo: I don't know how I got here, but who should we call?
Capricorn: I would call Aries, but I feel safer in here.
I have to many ideas for this story and so little time ahhhhh-
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I IS SO SORRY!
~Silver
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