Before we begin, I just want to let everyone know that these quotes are here for entertainment ONLY. I tried my best to make sure none of the quotes target any sign, so please do not feel offended. Thank you!
Aries: Virgo, why are you smiling?
Virgo: Why not? Am I not allowed to feel happiness?
Gemini: Ophiuchus tripped in our parking lot, and almost everyone in the detective division saw.
Sagittarius: Morning guys! What would you like for breakfast?
Scorpio, whispering: The souls of the innocent.
Pisces, overhearing: Scorpio wants a bowl of fruity pebbles and chocolate milk.
Scorpio: Shut up Pisces.
Pisces: You know what, on second thought, give him some roasted scorpion bodies. Extra crispy too. That'll wake him up.
Sagittarius: Oh my stars.
Libra: Hey Leo, what time is it?
Leo: I don't know, let me check real quick.
Leo brings out his recorder and plays it
Aquarius: Who in TARNATION is playing a F***ING recorder at 2 am?!
Leo: It's two am.
Capricorn: If I were a drink, I would be lemonade. If you guys were drinks, what would you be?
Cancer: Bleach.
Scorpio: Radioactive waste.
Capricorn: Calm down edgelords.
Taurus: Awesome! Every person made it out!
Aries: Uh, we lost Leo in the maze Taurus.
Taurus: Exactly! Every person made it out!
Aquarius: If you have ten apples, and your friend asks for two, what would you have?
Pisces: ...
Pisces: *tears up* A friend.
Capricorn: Rules were made to be broken!
Cancer: Yeah, well bodies aren't!
Scorpio, flirting for the first time: I like your name.
Sagittarius, also flirting for the first time: Thanks! I got it for my birthday.
Libra: Why do you have a diary?
Virgo: To keep secrets from my computer. Can't trust technology sometimes.
Oof-
Here are some very random incorrect quotes. I'll move this to my bloopers book very soon.
All quotes belong to their original owners, but I did change some of them up just a little bit.
Hint: There may be a very small, almost undetectable spoiler about what Ophiuchus does that made himself rich.
~Silver
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