hey kids ima break down your door

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Well? When is the world going to acknowledge that locked doors don't do us much good?

THEY'RE MADE OUT OF FLIPPING WOOD! WOOD! DO YOU KNOW HOW EASY IT IS TO BREAK WOOD?

YOU CAN AXE THE WOOD, YOU CAN TEAR DOWN THE DOOR, YOU CAN UNSCREW THE HINGES, YOU CAN-

I could go on forever.

What are you glaring at me for? It's not like I pointed out how easy it would be for someone to break into your house. Blinks innocently, then presses publish.

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