I woke up at about 8:30 to a call from Andrew.
"Hey." I said, picking up.
"Did I wake you up? I'm so sorry!"
"Don't worry about it. What's up?"
"I was just wondering if you maybe wanted to go out later."
"Sure! Just tell me when and where and i'll be there."
"That rhymed."
"Did it?"
"It did. So I was thinking 2 and i'll come pick you up?"
"Sounds good."
"Alright."
"Ok."
"Bye."
"Bye."
After laying in bed wondering what exactly it was I had done to deserve a boyfriend, then getting up and being questioned by Jenna and Katie for what seemed like days, Andrew knocked on our apartment door at exactly 2.
"I'm leaving, bye." I said, closing the door before Jenna could yell something stupid.
We ended up taking the subway down to the Village and walking around for a good portion of the afternoon, laughing and exchanging stories. Before we knew it, the sun was down and the city's atmosphere had changed. We headed back up to midtown, and met up with Jenna and Nate in front of the bar.
"Hey Jenna, Casey." Jack waved as we walked in.
"We had a nice day today." I said, resting my head on Andrew's shoulder.
Yeah, we did." Andrew ordered the drinks.
There were a few moments of silence.
"Nate Ruess?!" A voice asked.
Nate's expression turned from content to discomfort in a matter of .3 seconds.
"Oh no." Andrew said as we looked at the owner of the voice.
"It's been weeks!" She exclaimed.
"It's been about two." Nate corrected her.
"Two too many!"
"No, not really."
"Why aren't you introducing me to..?"
"This is Jenna. Jenna, this is Sarah. And that's Katie and Casey. Jenna is my girlfriend and Casey is Andrew's. Ladies, this is my ex, Sarah."
"Katie are you single?" She asked, directing her attention to Katie.
Katie nodded.
"Why so quiet?"
"Katie doesn't talk to whores." Jack cut in.
I tried my hardest not to crack up laughing.
"Oh Jack! You're so funny!"
This girl was fake.
"Why are you here?" Nate asked.
"I knew you'd be here."
"We broke up."
"Oh, we didn't break up!"
And psycho.
"Yeah we did. I broke up with you and left."
"You know you want me back."
And had attachment issues.
"Not really."
"What's so great about Jennifer?"
Did I mention rude? I don't think I mentioned rude.
"My name's Jenna, bitch."
Was Jenna really going to do this?"
"Excuse me?"
"Sarah, can you please go away?" Nate practically pleaded.
"Take me back!"
"No!"
And then Sarah the psychopath jumped on Nate.
And Andrew and Jack were both kicked and clawed by Sarah the psychopath.
And Sarah the psychopath was physically kicked out of the bar.
"So that's Sarah."
