Chapter 7: Persassy

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So on to Persassy!!
hehehe I love to say Persassy.
PERSASSY!

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Percy
Ariel. I was sitting next to the best Disney Princess ever in the history of Disney princesses. Ever.
Your argument is invalid.
She turned to me and smiled.

"Percy, truth or dare."

I grinned.
"Dare."

Ariel thought for a while.
"I dare you to be Persassy for the rest of the day."

This was the best dare ever!! And going to be super easy. I turned to my girlfriend.

"Annabeth, honey, those pants with that shirt? Guuuurl you look fab-u-lous!"

Annabeth gave me a look that said I will kill you later, and thanks for the compliment!

"Some say a pen is mightier then the sword." I said pulling out riptide.
"Well mines both!" I snapped my fingers as the sword sprang to life.

"Hey Jason!"

Jason turned to me.
"What?"

"Do you hear that?"

"No..."

"Oh that's just the sound of me being more awesome then you." I flipped my hair to the side."

Jason's face got red. He stood up and walked over to me.
"YOU WANNA GO?"

"OH I WANNA GO!"

Annabeth stepped in between us.

"Girls, girls, your both beautiful."

I struck a pose.
"Pffft...I'm WAAAAAY more beautiful then Jason."

"DO YOU WANNA GO?"

"OH YEAH I WANNA GO!"

After that, Jason was handcuffed to Piper. It was pretty funny, until I was handcuffed to Annabeth, which was not funny. I shook my hand as the metal clinked on our wrists.

"Hey Wise-girl, I bet you can't guess my favorite color." Giving her a mischievous grin.

Annabeth just rolled her eyes at me.
"Of course I can, Seaweed Brain. Everyone knows what it is."

"Ok then, what is it?"

"Blue." She replied simply.

I smirked at her.
"Actually, it's coral blue number 5."
I flipped my hair and started out the door, only to realize that I was sort of attached to Annabeth. Everyone started laughing at my failed attempt at an awesome exit.

"Ok Percy it's yo-"

"No."

She looked confused.
"No...what?"

"My name isn't Percy anymore."

"Whaaaaat are you talking about." Piper asked.

"You shall now call me...
PerSASSYus Jackson, or Extreme Overlord of Sassiness, or..."

"Alright we get it Perc-"

"Nuh uh!"

"I'm not saying it."

I gave her puppy eyes and whimpered a little.

"No."

"Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease????????????"

"Ugh. Your impossible." She whispered.

"Fine! Supreme Overlord of Sassiness, it's your turn."

I smiled in victory. Looking around the room, I tried my luck with one of my good friends.

"Jason truth or dare."

He didn't hesitate.
"Dare."

"I dare you to go around camp yelling at the top of your lungs that I am more awesome then you."

Jason's face fell.
"Awww man really?"

"Yuppers."

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To be continued!
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