Five: You'll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.
Whole Hargreeves family:
. . .
Young Five *being allowed to be leader in one mission*
Young Five: Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
Hargreeves kids:
Young Five: And when I say SOME of you I mean everyone except me
. . .
N with shapeshifting power: *transforms to look like Five*
Five: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.
. . .
Klaus: Goodnight moon.
Klaus: Goodnight tree.
Klaus: Goodnight scary ghosts under my bed that only I can see
Ben *trying to sleep*: Can you shut the fuck up?
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Christmas at Hargreeves
Everyone: *opening their gifts, but nothing from Five*
N: Five it's rude why I don't get any gifts from you?
Five :Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year... is me. That's right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.
. . .
Five: *waking up at 3 am*
N: *waking up to*
N: what?
Five: What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm fucking pissed.
N: okay I will tell neighbors to shut the fuck up
. . .
N: Diego I think you should try working on your problems WITHOUT a knife
Diego: Now you are my problem and.. I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship! ... And this knife I found.
. . .
I have my geography assignment due yesterday :D
But we all know what's more important yes?
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Five Hargreeves imagines & quotes
Fanfictioncurrently rewriting So I thought why not right? [Five x fem!reader] some BaD wOrds, sometimes mature theme and I'm probably not as funny as i think. Basically some imagines, incorrect quotes and one shots with our favorite old-man-in-young-body, I...
