Five: No one can beat me, I HAVE NO WEAKNESS
Klaus: and what about N girl?
Five:
Five: ok a have ONE weakness
. . .
N: I bet you won't wear my dress for all day long
Five: well you're right
N: pussy
Five: you are what you eat I guess
N:
. . .
Five*screaming*: YOU MEAN A LOT TO ME!
N: umm... ok?
Five: YOU'RE ESSENTIAL TO MY EXISTENCE!
N: Why are you screaming?!
Five : I HAVE DIFFICULTY EXPRESSING MYSELF! IT HELPS TO SAY SENTIMENTAL THINGS IN AN AGGRESSIVE TONE!
N:
Five: I FUCKING LOVE YOU!
. . .
Klaus: Hi hermano guess what i got you?
Klaus: try this coffee and tell me what it tastes like.
Five: [takes the cup and tastes it]
Five: Hazelnut?
Klaus: good to know, I found it in the garbage
[later]
N: Are you gonna finish that coffee?
Five *after throwing up 3 times* : No, Klaus found it in the– ...You can have it.
N: Thanks! [takes the coffee and sips it, walking away]
Five: That's right. Drink the garbage coffee.
Five: You'll never drink my coffee again
. . .
Five: I got a date with N! I'm SO HAPPY
Reginald: I don't like N.
Five: Or you just hate the idea of anything good happening for me.
Reginald: That could not be more true.
Five:
. . .
Luther: Five I want to talk with you
Luther: it's abou your girlfriend
Luther: I don't like her
Five:
Five: well, thats good because she is 16 and you are 30
. . .
Five: Guys, I've been meaning to tell you... N and I are dating.
N, Klaus,Ben ,Vanya: *le gasp*
Five: N, why are YOU surprised?!
. . .
Klaus: I lost Five
Diego: How did you LOSE Five?!
Klaus: To be fair, he is very small.
Five*out of nowhere*: you better run mf
. . .
Klaus: Ben is SO soft-hearted
Ben: no- what?! I'M NOT
Klaus: ehh my microwave is sad today..
Ben: NOT ON MY WATCH
. . .
N: yeah I kn- OH MY GOD WHY IS KLAUS CLIMBING ON THE ROOFTOP?!?!?!
Diego & Five: *laughing*
N: you.two.
Five: we might told him he will turn into spider man if he got bit by spider.
Diego: I'm pretty sure it wasn't poisonous, it was really small
. . .
N: Hey Five how are you?
Five: Oh I'm good but I'm experiencing headache lately that seems to come and go
Lila: *entering the room*
Five: Oh no it's back
. . .
N *before date with Five*: what if he kisses me?
Allison: oh- you kiss him back
N: UH ok?
N: But why his back though?
. . .
Five: *holding bags in his hands*
N: *offers him a hand*
Five: *Puts all the bags in one hand and holds Ns hand*
N: wait- huh ok
. . .
N: Fuck
N: I just sneezed and liked Fives post
Five: and commented 'damn daddy u hot' on all my pictures?
N: I think I might be sick
. . .
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Five Hargreeves imagines & quotes
Fanfictioncurrently rewriting So I thought why not right? [Five x fem!reader] some BaD wOrds, sometimes mature theme and I'm probably not as funny as i think. Basically some imagines, incorrect quotes and one shots with our favorite old-man-in-young-body, I...
