currently rewriting
So I thought why not right?
[Five x fem!reader]
some BaD wOrds, sometimes mature theme and I'm probably not as funny as i think.
Basically some imagines, incorrect quotes and one shots with our favorite old-man-in-young-body, I...
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cute shortie
When you come back to 2019 with your husband, his siblings tries to figure you out
tw. language
. . .
To make things clear, you really were happy you could meet the Hargreeves, your husband family. But it was a bit delicate subject considering, they were a little bit... weird. Dysfunctional and fucked was the actual word, but you tried to avoid it
Of course it's not like you have amount's of time to wonder about that, you and Five had a lot to do here.
. . .
"Who is she?" asked man who looked acted like someone with knife fetish
"none of your business, shut up" Five growled, handing you weird sandwich. You took it and bit, feeling peanut butter with something sweet and chewy. It's been a while since you ate anything sweet, it was wonderful.
"Is she mute?" guy on the table asked like it was normal affable question. To be honest, you knew that times and customs changes, but in old good times you grown in people were more.. polite. Five was about to scold him, but you were first
"No, I'm not mute" you tried to keep your voice calm but the treatment they were giving you was different than you were used to."But I understand I can't expect a bit of respect form someone who sits on the table" you scoffed
"N has a little...greater attachment to good manners than you" your husband explained to them
"that's all? you just bring a random girl and shows up here after 17 years?" Big man questioned
"First. She's not a random girl, she have a name and it's N, second it's been a lot longer than that" The loss of culture of rest of Five's siblings shocked you, comparing to him they were like yours father factory workers you saw sometimes in your native timeline.
. . .
And that's how your first meeting with your brothers and sisters in law went. A bit disappointing in your opinion.
But there wasn't much time to overthink it, because now you were forced to communicate with one of them. Specifically Klaus, man on the table, Five wanted him to help you two fining an owner of eye he found in... we don't talk about it
He was chaotic.. but nice you guess? This time he tried to introduce himself again, and you accepted it as enough of nurture and caught up a contact with him
. . .
Yeah he was definitely chaotic you thought now. The three of you were sitting on the stairs in front of this Medical building.
"Soo... you have a last name or it's just N? And why are you quiet like that?" Klaus tried starting a conversation, almost being scolded by Five again, but you interrupted him, sending Five a look
"I don't need to talk all time, apart from I don't usually know what to say." you sighed "you know, to not turn out like stiff-old-lady" Klaus giggled a little
You had to wonder a bit before answering the other part "...And I go with Hargreeves for surname" light smile appeared on your face as you looked at Five
Realization flowed onto Klaus expression like a big wave "..You two..are" enormous smile appeared on his face "WOOOOAHHHH LIL BRO" he started yelling, hitting Five's shoulder. You chuckled with slight embarrassment. "...OH MY GOD I'M HAVING THIRD SISTER"
Five looked annoyed while standing up and helping you do the same
"We are extremely glad you appreciate ou-" you tried being nice while Five just teleported you two to the car "-hey it was rude"
"-keep driving" Five said to driver "well now I don't have to worry how to tell the others, Klaus will do well" he laughed a bit
