PART ONE: MEETING THE FAMILY
[this imagine follows the original plot, but sparrows don't exist and Hargreeves after saving the world for a 2nd time, are back into their own house but with Lila this time]
*3 years after saving the world*
. . .
"You are completely sure they will be happy" Lila asked, standing in the corridor of Hargreeves mansion, looking deep into Diego's eyes
"No" Diego laughed and hugged her "of course they will baby, and you shouldn't be worried about them and their stupid opinions" he took her arm and they went downstairs to the living room, where all Hargreeves and a few of their closest friends were waiting.
Actually it was their engagement party, but it was even more important for the pair. Diego and Lila were about to tell everyone the BiG nEwS. (haha you guessed right, they'll have super baby)
. . .
Five didn't like parties, especially the ones where all of his family shows up, well, now considering Diego's stupid girlfriend too. He enjoyed the peace and quiet since he was able to have it, and when they come to the mansion it was all gone
Honestly, their friends were the most boring people in the world, and probably liked them only because they were famous as a kids. One of Lila's colleagues from the commission, was evidentially trying to flirt with him, but she was failing and only annoying him.
Five was thinking about how he hated all of this, while pretending to listen about her passionate holidays last year.. . .
When guests outside of the family left the house, Lila and Diego looked at each other smiling. Lila take a champagne glass to her hand and tapped it with fork.
"Hey listen guys, I have something to say" She took Diego's arm into hers "We're going to have a.. BABY" there was a moment of silence before the wave of applause and joyful buzz. Everyone approached them and started giving their congratulations
[I seriously don't know how to write this part]
In Fives opinion it was all pointless, it was just another human in the world, which will yell all night and get every ones attention. They had Clair, so they didn't needed another small kid right?
Following the rules of propriety, he walked over to his brother with glass of champagne, smiling slightly.
To congratulate the of course
For what?
for not using a condom, congrats Diego"Well, I always knew that 'pull-out' game of yours weren't so good" Five mentally congratulated himself, as he saw the raised eyebrows of crazy-pregnant-lady and annoyed Diego's face
"At least I actually had an opportunity to pull something somewhere" he laughed at Five's expression, gaining a poke on the shoulder from Lila "oh common he's 16 Diego, it's a little bit too soon for this don't you think? However Five you could find someone"
Five was about to add he is in his 60 now, but after a second of reflection he realised that it would not improve his situation, so he just tried to fake a smile and walked away
. . .
She appeared from the nowhere in the living room, looking at people sleeping on the couch. It was insanely quiet considering how many adult people were here
N took a glass of wine from the coffee table and holding it, she walked to a women who looked like Lila. There was a man lying next to her, who she recognized as Number 2 a.k.a Diego Hargreeves.
About to shook Lila's shoulder, she suddenly felt a massive force pulling her on her back, and starting to choke her.
"Uh-kh.. ehh" she felt a grip on her throat lightening a little "hey can you let my-y throat.. khem.. go? I'm not in kinky mood now.. ekh, and I prefer to know who is choking me-" trying to continue her speech, she felt someone's hand tightening again
Lucky for N, Lila woke up and seeing her future brother-in-law chocking her sister wasn't something she expected. She pulled little gremlin off her getting 'what are you doing Pitts?' from him. That waked up Diego, and Klaus who was lying next to him.
"whoooaah what's happening here? I was having a nice chess game with flying pigs" mumbled Klaus, looking at five lying on the floor with some random girl "Oh Five are you.. finally having someone to...? Remember to use protection kids" grin appeared on Klaus face.
"hey fucked Jesus! I'm visitning my sister, not participating in your sick roleplay!" N said sarcastically pointing at Lila
"you are her what?" asked Diego, still not completely awake
"Great, this house is turning to a mental hospital I see" mumbled Five looking at Lila and N
. . .
Sjsjshhshs what a plo twist huh? :D
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